On The Speedy, the Curious, and the Bad in Bed
This dude was the worst. For god sakes, Mary Poppins is not a dude :(
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On Roleplay, Voyeurism, and Spark-Rekindling
For real. Epic Dude moment right there.
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On Workplace Drama, Idiotic Nicknames, and the Butterface
"After several months, I began to record the various personality differences between my two selves. For instance, I learned that Mark was likeable and organized while Mike was a violent and drug-addicted psychopath. It was a blessing and a curse."
This Dude is WONDERFUL.
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On How to Give Up Urinary Tract Infections for Lent
Timely article. I'm currently downing the cranberry pills like it's my job (and crying).
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On Dressed in Bulgari: The Best Black Dolls I Had as a Kid
I was going to say "you left out the Iman doll!" but I can't find evidence of her existence anywhere on the interwebs. I swear I had an Iman barbie-like doll that came with a fierce neon aztec blanket parka, a fur hat, goggles, a sled and a husky. If I am, indeed, creating this out of thin air then I love my brain.
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On The Hairpin of the Dog
dear cassie and edith,
I feel like we would be fast friends.
love, an alcoholic(?) who is best friends with the local bodega dudes
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On Highlights From Our Fate & the Zodiac, a Dark 1916 Horoscope Book
inclined towards suicide? always unhappy? doomed to many disappointments? that's-a-me!
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On Letters to the Editors of Women's Magazines
"...And so forth, until you can't remember which woman had the other one inside her first, and also you can't zoom out."
This is like the endings of all the good episodes of Are You Afraid of the Dark?
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On The Prom Dress Her Mother Spent Six Years Weaving, and for What?
I'm trying to think of a Wisconsin joke but I'm coming up short. Help?!