@redheadedtwit Not that I have ever done this, ahem ahem, but a nalgene will accommodate a large portion of a champagne bottle.
Self defence classes! The answer to so many questions, although maybe not the one about sleep orgasms.
And that's why regular vet trips are important, but really, I have a better idea of the diseases that my pet has, more so than the random dude coughing next to me on the bus.
@Onymous yes! Who needs frosting when you have cinnamon sugar?
@Gnatalby Aack, yes, why does that happen? Some lady sent me a picture of herself in some revealing positions, and then refused to believe that I wasn't Jared.
The "vanilla heavy fragrance" just makes this perfect article even perfecter. Yes.
I got a bunch of random Spanish word magnets from a poetry kit, and an accusation of gentrification.
@Faintly Macabre I just wanted to say hi, and we are awesome!
@Iliana@twitter The only time guys ever comment on my underthings is in the morning, after the deed(s) have been done. And then it is something along the lines of "Here they are!" and maybe "Nice."
@parallel-lines Yep, my cat sure does vomit EACH. AND. EVERY. time I bring home a new dude. On the bright side, it is a good test of dude's character.