Let us not forget that Christmas pudding can be made weeks or months in advance! Just hang it in a bag in your garage and regularly "feed" it with liquor to keep it moist (and prevent bacteria from building up). MmmMMMM!
@Bittersweet John Mayer is anti-hot. Like when I think of him it usually ends in "ugggggggghhh, well I should just join a nunnery because all men are skeevy letches who date a way too young T. Swift and sing awful, awful song. Must ablute away all traces of humanity and sew myself in a hairshirt so that I never have to think about the possibility of body being a wonderland."
@OhMarie This is the same reason I sort of wish there were mandatory adult uniforms for work (mornings would be so much easier), but I get that across-the-board sartorial restrictions are what probably leads us to our tyrannical dystopian future.
Did the "Master Cleanse" in my twenties. Threw off my digestive tract for 9 months and got thrush for life. In the words of my mother, ta dah!
@beetnemesis When people go on juice cleanses, their livers must be like, "What am I, chopped liver?"
By aphrabean on Saying No to Juice
@mynamebackwards We (secretly) call choices made under the influence of a fast "juicisions." I hate juicisions.
But what about the TOXINS!? Everybody knows that your body is filled with TOXINS and that juice just... cleasnes you! Of toxins!
god do I hate the word "toxins."
I've done juice cleanses twice. I agree that they aren't some magic remedy for your body, but for me it was nice to take a break from the unhealthy eating cycles I get into sometimes (dominated by my power foods - beer; carbs; melted cheese). It also helps reset your 'full' sensor. Afterwards I am eating better sized portions and feel better in general.
I'm also one of those people who gets motivated when money is involved and delivery is daily. So if I've already paid for it and it's on the doorstep, I'll drink it.
Unfortunately, I've never gotten a 'high' from cleansing. In fact, my coworkers still tremble in fear of the memory of the last cleanse. Apparently I was a raging lunatic! Although things got done because people were scared of setting me off...so there's that.
By thejcar on Girl, You Must Be...
"Boy, you must be an attention because you are used as a command to assume an erect military posture."
By leonstj on Girl, You Must Be...
"Boy, you must be a roadblock because you are something, such as a situation or condition, that prevents further progress toward an accomplishment."
Shit is harsh, son. Now I'm sad.