On Happy Hour: Bargain Bubbly
@Renata Espinosa Hooray! I just bought some of that, as I felt it was appropriate for me, as I recently moved back to Albuquerque of all places, to celebrate my homecoming and the new year with some local bubbly.
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On Happy Hour: Bargain Bubbly
@redheadedtwit Not that I have ever done this, ahem ahem, but a nalgene will accommodate a large portion of a champagne bottle.
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On Idle Friends, Gawky Roommates, and the Nap Dream
Self defence classes! The answer to so many questions, although maybe not the one about sleep orgasms.
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On You Know Where That Tongue Has Been
And that's why regular vet trips are important, but really, I have a better idea of the diseases that my pet has, more so than the random dude coughing next to me on the bus.
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On Let's All Make...
@Onymous yes! Who needs frosting when you have cinnamon sugar?
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On Reading Between the Texts: ‘Tis the Season
@Gnatalby Aack, yes, why does that happen? Some lady sent me a picture of herself in some revealing positions, and then refused to believe that I wasn't Jared.
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On The Best Time I Rapped on the Internet and Everyone Hated Me
The "vanilla heavy fragrance" just makes this perfect article even perfecter. Yes.
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On The League of Ordinary Ladies: Home Décor
I got a bunch of random Spanish word magnets from a poetry kit, and an accusation of gentrification.
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On The League of Ordinary Ladies: Home Décor
@Faintly Macabre I just wanted to say hi, and we are awesome!
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On Could the Woolly Mammoth Hoax Be a Double Hoax?
Pshaw. Been to Siberia, seen no woolly mammoths. Therefore, it is debunked.