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lavender gooms

Native Rhode Islander, into reading (pretty much everything but mystery novels for some reason), video games, knitting, cooking. My Real Simple subscription is the most organized thing about me- Ask a Clean Person and A Femme's Guide to Home Improvement ASTOUND ME. Getting a bra fitting was one of the most amazing recent experiences of my life. No lie!

On The Inspirational Poster Pie

@Emby Using the cubicle clips that allow me to hang papers inside of my cube as tweezers.

Sorry, everyone.

Posted on April 25, 2013 at 4:16 pm 1

On The Inspirational Poster Pie

@Emmanuelle Cunt Amazon thinks I like clothes steamers, B12 vitamins, and Barbie shoes.

Posted on April 25, 2013 at 4:14 pm 1

On What Is Amaranth

@lavender gooms That was from The Pern Encyclopedia.

Posted on April 25, 2013 at 4:09 pm 1

On What Is Amaranth

@hachacha You're not wrong:

Breda: rider of queen Amaranth. Originally from Crom Hold [AtWoP].

Posted on April 25, 2013 at 4:08 pm 5

On How to End Your Celebrity Profile: The Soundtrack

"My future is just an wide open expanse of possibilities," Lavender Gooms says. "But honestly, I require a lot of sleep, so I'm probably not going to get to any of them."

Posted on April 11, 2013 at 12:13 pm 12

On $638,412.97

Addiction story? Or 6 page humblebrag?

Posted on March 26, 2013 at 10:31 am 16

On Friday Open Thread

@RK Fire Ugh, Ted Johnson. I used to like him so much as a player, and I was even willing to give him a pass on his previous sketchiness due to the fact that he clearly has CTE, but this was awful.

If someone asks you which of your teammates has the ugliest wife you say "I'm not going to answer that ridiculous question."

Posted on March 22, 2013 at 3:46 pm 1

On Smile! You Cannot Move Your Limbs and They Are Coming for You

@fondue with cheddar Word. I liked saving the Rachni queen, but you really can't keep a store of dead bodies around simply for the purposes of communication. Not practical.

Posted on March 20, 2013 at 4:04 pm 2

On Smile! You Cannot Move Your Limbs and They Are Coming for You

@angelan My first reaction to that news was indeed YES PROTHEAN ARTIFACT, HERE WE GO!

Posted on March 20, 2013 at 3:56 pm 0

On Smile! You Cannot Move Your Limbs and They Are Coming for You

All I do is play Mass Effect. I get a little sad every now and then when I remember "oh that's right, asari and turians and salarians and geth and all the rest aren't actually real."

OR ARE THEY?

Posted on March 20, 2013 at 3:42 pm 0