That last sentence suggests that Cruella de Vil is a Hairpin commenter, which ... might be interesting, actually. Maybe she could write a guest post!
Emma! Where ya from?
@nessy Coffee does that also, without smelling like old lady. (Not picking on you! I just really hate rosewater. It sounds so elegant and ladylike, and then ...)
This is wonderful and hilarious; thank you both for your public service. Gastrointestinally, this is probably as close as you can come to actually taking a bullet. Plus, your kitchen smells like someone's grandmother's powder room! (HATE rosewater.)
@meatcute "What did you do, you two-legged monster? She's our Mom, too!"
Eagerly awaiting the next appearance of the IS JANE HU MARTHA STEWART??? tag. Seriously.
@Emma Carmichael Thank you very much. I have died of happiness and am now a ghost who will, of course, be following Martha Stewart around.
<3 you, Hairpin!
Please, I beg you, tell me that caption is real.
THANK YOU, Jia, for helping me get my own nebulous thoughts about this piece organized. I found myself thinking that she would be a fun person to get a drink with ... and slowly realizing what the topic of conversation during said drink would most likely be.
Also, excellent tags.
Than penguin obviously Knows Things.
Also, how is "Kimberlite" not a really popular stripper name?