On Olympic Programming Break: Dogs

That last sentence suggests that Cruella de Vil is a Hairpin commenter, which ... might be interesting, actually. Maybe she could write a guest post!

Posted on February 12, 2014 at 9:01 am 0

On New England States, Ranked By How Much They Are Contributing To The American Cause In Sochi

Emma! Where ya from?

Posted on February 11, 2014 at 2:19 pm 0

On Winter Survival: Laura Ingalls Wilder's Birthday Cake

@nessy Coffee does that also, without smelling like old lady. (Not picking on you! I just really hate rosewater. It sounds so elegant and ladylike, and then ...)

Posted on February 8, 2014 at 8:41 am 1

On Winter Survival: Laura Ingalls Wilder's Birthday Cake

This is wonderful and hilarious; thank you both for your public service. Gastrointestinally, this is probably as close as you can come to actually taking a bullet. Plus, your kitchen smells like someone's grandmother's powder room! (HATE rosewater.)

Posted on February 7, 2014 at 2:48 pm 2

On Surprise! We're All Going to the Super Bowl With This Dude and His Mom

@meatcute "What did you do, you two-legged monster? She's our Mom, too!"

Posted on January 30, 2014 at 1:12 pm 1

On My Beauty Regimen

Eagerly awaiting the next appearance of the IS JANE HU MARTHA STEWART??? tag. Seriously.

Posted on January 9, 2014 at 1:16 pm 1

On Martha, Martha, Martha

@Emma Carmichael Thank you very much. I have died of happiness and am now a ghost who will, of course, be following Martha Stewart around.

<3 you, Hairpin!

Posted on January 9, 2014 at 10:37 am 2

On Martha, Martha, Martha

Please, I beg you, tell me that caption is real.

Posted on January 9, 2014 at 9:51 am 0

On The Curious Case of Jennifer Weiner

THANK YOU, Jia, for helping me get my own nebulous thoughts about this piece organized. I found myself thinking that she would be a fun person to get a drink with ... and slowly realizing what the topic of conversation during said drink would most likely be.

Also, excellent tags.

Posted on January 6, 2014 at 10:55 am 0

On The Penguins of Antarctica Are Keepers of an Ancient Diamond Hoard

Than penguin obviously Knows Things.

Also, how is "Kimberlite" not a really popular stripper name?

Posted on December 18, 2013 at 9:39 am 1