On I Can't Wear Heels

Claire Lovell up there is 100% right. In addition, those shoes are gorgeous, but you might need to build up to something that strappy with shoes that give you more support and a better sense of security while you're learning. I promise that with enough practice, you'll eventually learn not to look like Bambi on the ice every time you leave the house.

Posted on April 22, 2015 at 4:58 pm 1

On Controversial Opinions Post: The Moisturizer I Don't Like

Thank. You. Haley! Realizing that Clinique Black Honey made me look like a student taxidermy project, only not as perky, actually made me feel very powerful -- I'm not buying it just because people whose skin tone is nothing like mine won't shut up about it, so take that, Big Beauty!

Posted on April 6, 2015 at 4:15 pm 2

On What's the Best Time Your Family Has Ever Trolled You?

My sister spent a sizable chunk of her childhood convinced that the stripes on the rug between our beds turned into snakes as soon as she fell asleep.

Confession: I was the troll in this scenario.

Posted on February 18, 2015 at 10:55 am 1

On Angela's Ashes

Thanks for this, Sarah. At least we'll always have Jordan taking Angela's hand in the hallway by the lockers, in front of everyone, while Buffalo Tom plays "Late at Night."

Gets me every time.

Posted on January 26, 2015 at 12:12 pm 2

On Anna Fitzpatrick, What's Actually In Your Bag Right Now?

Loving the "IF YOU DON'T SHOW US" tag!

Posted on January 16, 2015 at 3:28 pm 0

On Women Real Tired of Your Shit in Art

Lili's been doing " ... in Art" posts since at least 2011 (as clicking on her byline reveals). How is that plagiarism?

Posted on November 17, 2014 at 11:25 am 7

On Ask a (Terrifyingly) Clean Person: Oozing Gourds, Glue Mishaps and Food Coloring Woes

@lisaf I feel cleaner already!

Posted on October 24, 2014 at 7:04 pm 0

On Bill Cosby's Pound Cake

That profile was so weird; in the third-to-last paragraph the author finally gets around to mentioning that oh, by the way, "[a]t least four women" have accused Bill Cosby of sexual assault. WHAAAAT?

Posted on September 15, 2014 at 10:41 am 0

On The Best Friends of Rom Com Heroines, In Order

@chrysopoeia Bonnie Hunt in "Return to Me," so great.

Posted on August 20, 2014 at 6:22 pm 1

On Ask a Fancy Person: Occasionless Gifts, Chemo Baldness at the Office, The "Thanks For the Birthday Wishes" Anomie

To weed out people who are reflexively issuing a generic post when they get a reminder, take your birthday off your Facebook profile. Presto! Messages, emails, etc. almost exclusively from people who like you enough to keep track on their own.

Posted on July 28, 2014 at 3:13 pm 0