Claire Lovell up there is 100% right. In addition, those shoes are gorgeous, but you might need to build up to something that strappy with shoes that give you more support and a better sense of security while you're learning. I promise that with enough practice, you'll eventually learn not to look like Bambi on the ice every time you leave the house.
Thank. You. Haley! Realizing that Clinique Black Honey made me look like a student taxidermy project, only not as perky, actually made me feel very powerful -- I'm not buying it just because people whose skin tone is nothing like mine won't shut up about it, so take that, Big Beauty!
My sister spent a sizable chunk of her childhood convinced that the stripes on the rug between our beds turned into snakes as soon as she fell asleep.
Confession: I was the troll in this scenario.
Thanks for this, Sarah. At least we'll always have Jordan taking Angela's hand in the hallway by the lockers, in front of everyone, while Buffalo Tom plays "Late at Night."
Gets me every time.
Loving the "IF YOU DON'T SHOW US" tag!
Lili's been doing " ... in Art" posts since at least 2011 (as clicking on her byline reveals). How is that plagiarism?
@lisaf I feel cleaner already!
That profile was so weird; in the third-to-last paragraph the author finally gets around to mentioning that oh, by the way, "[a]t least four women" have accused Bill Cosby of sexual assault. WHAAAAT?
@chrysopoeia Bonnie Hunt in "Return to Me," so great.
On Ask a Fancy Person: Occasionless Gifts, Chemo Baldness at the Office, The "Thanks For the Birthday Wishes" Anomie
To weed out people who are reflexively issuing a generic post when they get a reminder, take your birthday off your Facebook profile. Presto! Messages, emails, etc. almost exclusively from people who like you enough to keep track on their own.