On The Hairpin Rom Com Club: My Best Friend's Wedding

@Cheerfulcynic Yeah, on the cusp of 30 was synonymous with OLD AS SHIT back in the nineties though. You know, kinda how 13 was fully grown and ready to have kids/rule a kingdom in the 1500's. Same thing happens to me w the cast of Friends; I saw an episode when I was like 11 where Monica is 26 (and lying about it bc TOO OLD)....but then I saw it again when I was 26 and she still looked like she was pushing 40. They all did. I don't know, maybe the unflattering office casual clothes and heavy brown makeup and ease of homebuying meant that 30 was a lot older back then.

Posted on August 21, 2014 at 9:34 am 0

On What Happened When We Gave Our Daughter My Last Name

On a kinda related note, I didn't know till having a child that you can name them whatever you want for a surname. I figured it was one of the parents by default. And I wish I'd had more time to be aware of this (bc literally, I didn't know till I was actually HAVING a baby) and I wondered if everyone else had already been knowing this, and why they didn't do it more often.

Posted on July 15, 2014 at 12:40 pm 1

On On Having a Gay Voice

If it is any comfort--and I think it should be bc it is true--I do not know many ppl who DO like the sound of their own voice. We are not meant to hear our voices outside our heads (also someone told me it sounds different to the speaker bc we hear it resonating from inside our body). I sound like the way six yr old girls do when they are trying to imitate adults and sound grown up. But ppl still talk to me and they still accept my phone calls. Lol, God, voicemail greeting was a real source of planning and do overs and anxiety until I decided to not let it be.

Posted on May 1, 2014 at 11:30 am 0

On "The bigger my ego, the closer I get to a drink": A "Status Update, I'm Sober" Interview with Caleb

@Celestine Jackson@twitter you seem to overlook that Caleb is ALREADY recovering successfully.. At that level of reading comprehension, how much help are you really gonna be in writing a dissertation?

Posted on January 7, 2014 at 9:28 am 2

On Erica Gets An IV

I have big, blue,visible veins and yet, the blood takers always end up standing there going "hmmm" and sticking, like, the crook of my elbow or the back of my hand (!). And also there are a couple colleges w nursing schools near where I live so the hospital is occasionally (like, the day I had to visit for surgery) hosting students who get three sticks each before they have to get someone else to do it. I always joke (but really I'm serious) that next time I'm gonna bring along my shot out wild haired neighbor who spent the seventies sticking needles in his arms. Bc he'll throw all that professional protocol aside and get it in one. Perhaps somewhere awesome and metal like the neck, as an added bonus

Posted on December 9, 2013 at 9:29 pm 0

On How I Found Out I Didn't Have the Herpes I'd Been Living With for Four Years

You know, I had an infection in the follicles of my pubic hairs once. It was crazy nasty and incredibly painful, and looked to (a well educated, well read, pretty well abreast of these things) me like genital herpes. And of course the same behaviors that invite STD's can also open you up to other bacteria and virus that are not exclusively sexually transmitted, so the circumstantial evidence also supported herpes. But when I went to the health department for it, the nurse practitioner was able to tell they were not herpes sores. Though they did not offer me an antibiotic or even a topical cream, which is not so relevant but just looking back seems inappropriate. So, the symptoms of one affliction can masquerade as those of another, different affliction, and maybe the nurse you saw didn't take that into account as much as she should have. Probably a culture of one of your sores would have been a better diagnostic tool than her best educated guess.

Posted on November 14, 2013 at 10:58 am 0

On Selective Empathy and "An Outlet for Maternal Feelings"

@frumious bandersnatch Ugh. And it seems like every few years a new group of young women come of the age where they echo this sentiment, b/c they do not realize how cliched and insincere it is. OTOH, ;there are particular times that particular women have said this to me--often w/out the *b/c other girls are sooo jealous of me* part--and I think what they really mean is *I do not know how to connect w/other women but I could so please do not laugh at my overtures of friendship once I am gone* soooo.....maybe we should be nice to them, at the very least so they have no merit to this whole *oh it is jealousy plus girls hate me b/c I am the first and only woman to ever be pretty also I have not included the word drama enough times yet....drama*

Posted on January 4, 2013 at 8:59 pm 6

On Drynuary: What and Why

@area@twitter What is w/the grapefruit? Ha, did you know, they actually make a pointed, um, point of NOT warning you off it at the methadone clinic, though every other literature about and prescriber of methadone will, b/c it is one of the drugs whose effects are made more potent by grapefruit. Because, you know, drug addicts taking risks in the name of drugs. I guess they figure the risk of one of their patients actually just happening to willingly drink grapefruit juice is negligible. B/c it is so gross and you have to drink the REAL nasty, not the sweetened low percentage shit, for it to happen

Posted on January 3, 2013 at 12:21 am 0

On Chamberpots: A Resurgence?

@TheBourneApproximation GGAAAHHHH...."I don't have air conditioning" is like, the Florida (or any hot climate, I suppose) version of "I don't own a TV". And you know how there's some people that just actually don't own a TV, but then there's those OTHER people that Don't Have Television; and one of them just doesn't have a TV and one of them is insufferable? Yeah.

Posted on December 30, 2012 at 7:48 pm 0

On A Lazy Man's Guide to Seducing Women

@sparrow303 Ha ha...I think the old days version of that is etchings. This was a Thing, right? Would you like to come up and look at my etchings? I swear I remember hearing this enough that I believed it was a a tried and true ploy. For awhile in my early 20s I thought etchings were a fake thing (they are not, but they are not at all what you would think they are either. Though I actually cannot remember what it is they ARE right now) made up by old men of a certain type just to get ladies up to their apartments and that like, the world of old timey courtship would IMPLODE if ever a lady actually demanded an erudite gentleman produce said etchings.

Posted on December 17, 2012 at 10:05 pm 6