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By DullHypothesis on Wendy Davis's Beat the Heat Cocktails

Sweet Baby Jesus, swaddled in an Hermes scarf, I fucking love this woman.

Posted on June 26, 2013 at 12:57 pm 14

By katiemcgillicuddy on Wendy Davis's Beat the Heat Cocktails

Wendy, if you're out there, this is a standing invitation to go for a run and then maybe get a few grapefruit mojitos and some crab cake sliders with pineapple kiwi salsa, my treat.

Posted on June 26, 2013 at 12:57 pm 9

By iceberg on Miguel, "Adorn" (Live at the Billboard Awards)

No, Chris Brown doesn't get a pass for shit.

Also: ouch.

Posted on May 20, 2013 at 9:25 am 10

By Brad Paisley on One-Page Screenplays: "The Accidental Racist"

Hey guys, I'm really sorry about how many people didn't like my song. I didn't anticipate that at all. Sort of a meta-accident, really. Again, wow, sorry.

Posted on April 9, 2013 at 12:54 pm 25

By Josh is like Germany Ambitious and Misunderstood on Here's Brad Paisley's Horrible New Song "Accidental Racist"

"If you don't judge my gold chains, I'll forget the iron chains."

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

Posted on April 8, 2013 at 1:58 pm 32

By redheaded&crazy on Former Desires

@Megano! :D

Posted on May 25, 2012 at 1:54 pm 5

By ilikemints on Icona Pop, "I Love It"

@Angry Panda I hope I never get over "Call Your Girlfriend".

Posted on May 25, 2012 at 10:37 am 6

By Cat Jail on How to Cope With a Break-Up

@whoaisme Rage feels totally empowering. I get these surges of energy when I'm angry, and I get so much done. In despair, things tend to crumble around me because I'm spending all my energy just trying to be okay, but Rage House is immaculate. Because fuck that guy.

Posted on May 15, 2012 at 7:25 pm 1

By melis on What Not to Wear to Madame Tussauds

@quickdrawkiddo And before anyone gets started they could VAPORIZE GAY MARRIAGE WITH BLASTERS and I still wouldn't care, their perfectly steamed buns, correct pickle-to-sandwich ratio and vast & glorious array of sticky, neon dipping sauces would lure me back in every damn time, so don't even start with me on that one, guys.

Posted on May 15, 2012 at 5:14 pm 9

By jule_b_sorry on On Second Chances

@iceberg WHOA RED FLAG. He sounds like a real Pete Campbell.

Posted on May 8, 2012 at 3:40 pm 14