Sweet Baby Jesus, swaddled in an Hermes scarf, I fucking love this woman.
Wendy, if you're out there, this is a standing invitation to go for a run and then maybe get a few grapefruit mojitos and some crab cake sliders with pineapple kiwi salsa, my treat.
No, Chris Brown doesn't get a pass for shit.
Hey guys, I'm really sorry about how many people didn't like my song. I didn't anticipate that at all. Sort of a meta-accident, really. Again, wow, sorry.
By Josh is like Germany Ambitious and Misunderstood on Here's Brad Paisley's Horrible New Song "Accidental Racist"
"If you don't judge my gold chains, I'll forget the iron chains."
IM FUCKING SCREAMING
@Angry Panda I hope I never get over "Call Your Girlfriend".
@whoaisme Rage feels totally empowering. I get these surges of energy when I'm angry, and I get so much done. In despair, things tend to crumble around me because I'm spending all my energy just trying to be okay, but Rage House is immaculate. Because fuck that guy.
@quickdrawkiddo And before anyone gets started they could VAPORIZE GAY MARRIAGE WITH BLASTERS and I still wouldn't care, their perfectly steamed buns, correct pickle-to-sandwich ratio and vast & glorious array of sticky, neon dipping sauces would lure me back in every damn time, so don't even start with me on that one, guys.
@iceberg WHOA RED FLAG. He sounds like a real Pete Campbell.