On Choose Your Own Fatventure: Interview Clothes
I have literal TEARS IN MY EYES.
Thank you for releasing me from my prison of ill-fitting seperates and knee high socks.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
PS - Can anyone tell me what the waist is like on those We Live Colour tights?
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On Amusingly Horrible Things Bosses Have Said: The Bracket
@Better to Eat You With
I have a redhead one too!
When I was eighteen I was working at a pizza place, and had dyed red hair. A few months in it had grown out and I wanted know if I was allowed to dye it, I forget, purple or something, but I phrased it "What do you think of me dying my hair purple?" he then LOOKS ME UP AND DOWN and says "Nah, you should dye it back to red and get, like, a nurse's uniform. And fishnets."
BONUS:
A supervisor at the same job (when I had a flower in my hair) "Girl, I love it when you do that. I know you do it for me. It makes me think of you in porn."
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On Is This a Word for Sweet, Carbonated Beverages Where You Are?
I live in Victoria, BC. We only call it mix when it is mix.
Also, Bloody Caesar? This is not a thing.
There is a Caesar - Vodka and Clamato (SICK)
And a Bloody Mary - Vodka and tomato juice (DELICIOUS)
My Bloody Mary recipe:
Vodka, V8 "Smooth and Seasoned", celery salt(for the rim), worcestershire, pepper, and hot sauce with celery garnish.
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On Happy Hour: Spike Your Coffee
"I like my men like I like my coffee; slightly above room temperature." - a joke I made up to fend off ridicule when people notice that I wait a full half hour before starting on a coffee.
I thought I was the only one!
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On Short Lists
Fun fact: the third eye is actually one of the chakras.