On My Queer-oes: On Young Queer Characters in Comics

LOVE & ROCKETS has spectacular young, fully fleshed, queer characters and relationships, and at least one of the main characters is bi.
I'm a little shocked it wasn't included.

Posted on April 8, 2015 at 2:06 pm 0

On Martha, Martha, Martha

@Tragically Ludicrous
YES. That's what makes her great. She filled her void and sold it back to America.
Her and Ralph. The nailed some echt American something.
Well and Jay Gatsby.

Posted on January 9, 2014 at 4:38 pm 2

On The Pickup Artists of PUAHate

These guys aren't insecure enough.
Like so insecure they DON'T think they automatically ~deserve~ a beautiful woman.

Posted on November 20, 2013 at 9:53 pm 0

On What's the Best Song to Have Sex To?

"Bela Lugosi's Dead"
That hasn't changed for decades now.

Posted on September 20, 2013 at 3:37 pm 3

On Let This Champagne Bottle Explain How 75% of Men Come Within 3 Minutes

That's the wedgewood patern that Napolean's household used when he was in exile on St. Helena.
Says the dork.

Posted on July 30, 2013 at 3:05 pm 11

On ERMAHGERD, More College Admissions Essay Prompts

Dude, it isn't Josh's fault.
I went there, and there is a big cloud of apocraphy sitting over the metro-Boston area that Tufts is a good school.

Posted on July 16, 2013 at 2:16 pm 2

On ERMAHGERD, More College Admissions Essay Prompts

I went there.
People always say 'OH!' at me like that's impressive.
Maybe now I won't have to explain anymore that it isn't.

Posted on July 16, 2013 at 2:13 pm 1

On Proposed Cover Letters For Marina Abramovic's Summer Intern

If you have the financial freesdom to take this internship, then you probably are also able to fly to Aspen and see her at the Anderson Ranch this summer and wrangle an introdution.
Bam. You're welcome.

Posted on June 26, 2013 at 4:23 pm 0

On Thoughts Upon Receiving a Ludicrously Enormous Tip

I service industried in college.
The best percentage I ever got was $2.50 rounded up to $120.
The biggest tip I ever got was $400.
I was NOT the highest earner.
(Wild nightclubs with shitty door policies and a line out front).

Posted on May 13, 2013 at 11:26 pm 0

On An E-Mail Announcement From the Proud New Mommy

In my experience, women who are 'like this' all have husbands who are on exactly the same page.

Posted on May 13, 2013 at 11:17 pm 2