On Girl Talk: Jake Muller

Soo.....when are you going to play with me already?

Posted on September 26, 2013 at 5:53 pm 1

On Video Game Valentines

I feel like you made that Conker one just for me.

Posted on February 13, 2013 at 2:36 pm 3

On Girl Talk: Alyx Vance

Now, if I can just get to Resident Evil 4, we'll be even.

Posted on December 1, 2012 at 8:52 am 2

On Girl Talk: Garcia Hotspur

@Jennifer Culp Yay! You mentioned Conker. Sooooo my favorite.

Posted on October 31, 2012 at 7:32 pm 0

On Girl Talk: Companion Cube

@Summer Somewhere Dumb but adorable.

Posted on September 28, 2012 at 9:09 pm 2

On Girl Talk: Companion Cube

@Summer Somewhere What can I say? I love villains.

Posted on September 28, 2012 at 2:17 pm 0

On Girl Talk: Companion Cube

My Portal 2 crush is Wheatley. I know. I know. He's wicked and that, but I knew...the moment he was attacked by those birds. Plus, that time on Extras when Stephen Merchant tried to dig some shit out of the toilet with kitchen tongs. I die every time.

Posted on September 28, 2012 at 1:28 pm 0

On Girl Talk: Sinclair

AHMAGAD! I can't believe I missed this post. I think you know that my most favorite plasmid in Bioshock is BEES, BEES, I HATE BEES. But in Bioshock 2, it's all about the fire plasmid. I don't know why, but it is dead useful against the Big Sisters and I constantly went back to it. My lovah prefers the ice plasmid in both games, but I hated that it killed anything the splicers dropped. (Probably because I waste ammo like nobody's business, and he is totally thrifty.)

As for weapons, I am all about the machine gun and that is usually the case in any game I play.

I always talk to my security bots ("Come on, guys! This way!") and got really mad when someone would damage one because it was like, "Don't hurt my friend." More often, I would talk to the Little Sisters and got way protective if anyone went after them. "They're hurting my sister!" (Am I the only one who still quotes Parenthood?)

I prefer the hacking system in Bioshock 2 better. I never got a handle on that pipe thing because I am waaaay lame and impatient.

I suppose it goes without saying that I couldn't bring myself to harvest any Little Sisters. I did it once and had terrible guilt.

I just watched 10 minutes of Infinite game play over the weekend, and I was like !!!!!!!!!!!!! It looks unbelievable. BRING IT ON.

Posted on August 1, 2012 at 11:51 am 1

On Girl Talk: Niko

@Jennifer Culp Oh no! I can't believe I missed last month. I'll go catch up.

Posted on July 31, 2012 at 8:54 pm 0

On Girl Talk: Niko

I was wondering when you were going to post again, and here you are posting all up in secret. Now that this game has your stamp of approval, I may have to give it a chance.

Posted on July 31, 2012 at 3:29 pm 0