@MissCellaneous No, definitely. I mean, that's what I'd tell people regardless of whether or not I were Veronica Mars.
Hey Lauren and other people who've quit shampoo: do you guys use normal soap/body wash/face wash? Are there similar things to avoid in any of these products?
@fabel Me too! I had no idea it was a Thing!
@Tuna Surprise At that age my little brother was hugely into the Norby series, which is about a robot who looks like a trash can, written by Isaac & Janet Asimov. Maybe that kind of thing + simple robotics project/kit? Or Calvin & Hobbes collection books?
I would shoot bobby pins and hair ties like Spiderman shoots web. Could be used for self-defense, I suppose, but mostly so that I have a fucking bobby pin when I need one.
I've taken on a covert operation to gradually switch out all the soda in my office fridge with LaCroix and it is totally working. It's a Professional Achievement that I intend to bring up at my next performance review.
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@yeah-elle At my last job we collected client names that could be used in a euphemistic anatomy class. My favorites were Candy Hatch and Chastity Gash.
@bananalise @mochi, you are so right about the noise cancelling headphones. Sadly I'm at the front desk so I can't do that. I'm left with no other choice than to type really loudly. Just clacking away here.
HOLY GOD IT'S FRUIT TIME
Which is when my coworker in a silent office eats an apple or plum or banana or ALL THREE and somehow manages to incorporate every gross sound possible. I posted a screed about this last week but it is HAPPENING AGAIN AND HOW DO YOU EVEN DO THAT LIKE IMAGINE EATING A BANANA WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN WITHOUT USING YOUR TEETH JUST YOUR TONGUE AND THE ROOF OF YOUR MOUTH and also it is inexplicably juicy and HOW do you even MAKE an apple SOUND like that I mean is it made of STYROFOAM?
Fruit time is the worst time of day/life