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On The Unglamorous Life of a New York City Private Eye

@MissCellaneous No, definitely. I mean, that's what I'd tell people regardless of whether or not I were Veronica Mars.

Posted on March 13, 2014 at 11:01 am 0

On Tagalongs vs. Peanut Butter Patties: The Great Girl Scout Cookie Regional Naming Rift

@large__marge WORD

Posted on March 13, 2014 at 10:55 am 0

On What I've Learned From Three Years Without Shampoo

Hey Lauren and other people who've quit shampoo: do you guys use normal soap/body wash/face wash? Are there similar things to avoid in any of these products?

Posted on January 28, 2014 at 2:38 pm 0

On Teenage Girls, as Imagined By an 8-Year-Old in 1991

@fabel Me too! I had no idea it was a Thing!

Posted on December 20, 2013 at 10:13 am 0

On Friday Open Thread

@Tuna Surprise At that age my little brother was hugely into the Norby series, which is about a robot who looks like a trash can, written by Isaac & Janet Asimov. Maybe that kind of thing + simple robotics project/kit? Or Calvin & Hobbes collection books?

Posted on November 22, 2013 at 4:27 pm 0

On Modern-Day Superheroes We Need

I would shoot bobby pins and hair ties like Spiderman shoots web. Could be used for self-defense, I suppose, but mostly so that I have a fucking bobby pin when I need one.

Posted on October 25, 2013 at 3:22 pm 2

On Ask a Dietitian: Wine Time, Fruit Soup, Our Forbidden Lover (Diet Coke)

@ohmy
PAMPLEMOUSSE!
I've taken on a covert operation to gradually switch out all the soda in my office fridge with LaCroix and it is totally working. It's a Professional Achievement that I intend to bring up at my next performance review.

Posted on October 24, 2013 at 10:35 am 1

On Which Name Is Weirder, Saxby Chambliss or Barkevious Mingo? The Answer May Tell You Whether or Not You're Racist

@yeah-elle At my last job we collected client names that could be used in a euphemistic anatomy class. My favorites were Candy Hatch and Chastity Gash.

Posted on September 20, 2013 at 4:46 pm 1

On Friday Open Thread

@bananalise @mochi, you are so right about the noise cancelling headphones. Sadly I'm at the front desk so I can't do that. I'm left with no other choice than to type really loudly. Just clacking away here.

Posted on September 9, 2013 at 12:59 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

HOLY GOD IT'S FRUIT TIME
Which is when my coworker in a silent office eats an apple or plum or banana or ALL THREE and somehow manages to incorporate every gross sound possible. I posted a screed about this last week but it is HAPPENING AGAIN AND HOW DO YOU EVEN DO THAT LIKE IMAGINE EATING A BANANA WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN WITHOUT USING YOUR TEETH JUST YOUR TONGUE AND THE ROOF OF YOUR MOUTH and also it is inexplicably juicy and HOW do you even MAKE an apple SOUND like that I mean is it made of STYROFOAM?

Fruit time is the worst time of day/life

Posted on September 6, 2013 at 4:38 pm 11