last time I had a stomach thing, I totally shit my pants. it's really the most undignified thing an adult human has to endure....
her dick pic critiquing stamina is really remarkable!
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I just like to make comments about how hot all the dudes are. oops! I mean, how talented and athletic they are.
give me all your flour-sack dresses!
my husband makes me watch the goldbergs with him. he is a bad, bad man.
the angry brother house is for rent on VRBO! http://www.vrbo.com/247506 this actually makes me want to go to Boston.
guys, I have a confession: I just really,really love the Eartha Kitt version of Santa Baby. it's so winky and fun and purr-y and I could listen to it FOREVER! (ok, maybe only a couple of times in a row)
it's so nice to hear from someone who isn't anti-carb! I did south beach last year and all I got was a nice big bald spot on the front of my head.
go see this film and bask in the delicious glow of sisterhood and open rebellion. I came of age after the riot grrrl movement, but I was definitely steeped in the kind of passion, DIY-ness and fuck-you-all spirit of it. this movie is fantastic! (kathleen has a collection of vintage house dresses that rivals my own and it made me love her even more)
juices should be banned from the workplace because (in my experience) people on them act like assholes/airheads and that's just extremely unfair to the rest of the employees who are just trying to get work done. you want to cleanse? do it over a weekend or take some time off. I don't want to deal with your crabby, starving ass.