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On The Best Time I Watched My Doctor Examine My Stool Sample

last time I had a stomach thing, I totally shit my pants. it's really the most undignified thing an adult human has to endure....

Posted on September 10, 2014 at 6:42 pm 3

On Janet Looks at 89 Dicks

her dick pic critiquing stamina is really remarkable!

Posted on July 30, 2014 at 3:00 pm 0

On Neutral Sounding Noises to Make When You Are Three Seconds Behind Figuring Out What's Happening While Watching the World Cup

I just like to make comments about how hot all the dudes are. oops! I mean, how talented and athletic they are.

Posted on June 24, 2014 at 3:01 pm 0

On The Lost Art of Dress: A Conversation with Historian Linda Przybyszewski

give me all your flour-sack dresses!

Posted on April 29, 2014 at 6:22 pm 1

On What My Mom Wishes I Was Blogging About

my husband makes me watch the goldbergs with him. he is a bad, bad man.

Posted on March 13, 2014 at 11:59 am 1

On Spite Houses, Ranked by Spite-ness

the angry brother house is for rent on VRBO! http://www.vrbo.com/247506 this actually makes me want to go to Boston.

Posted on December 16, 2013 at 3:29 pm 3

On The True Cost of "Santa Baby"

guys, I have a confession: I just really,really love the Eartha Kitt version of Santa Baby. it's so winky and fun and purr-y and I could listen to it FOREVER! (ok, maybe only a couple of times in a row)

Posted on December 13, 2013 at 3:18 pm 8

On Ask a Dietitian: Salt Cravings, Workout Food, and Things to Eat When I'm Stressed

it's so nice to hear from someone who isn't anti-carb! I did south beach last year and all I got was a nice big bald spot on the front of my head.

Posted on December 2, 2013 at 3:30 pm 1

On The riot grrrl, The Activist, The Punk Singer: Interview with Kathleen Hanna

go see this film and bask in the delicious glow of sisterhood and open rebellion. I came of age after the riot grrrl movement, but I was definitely steeped in the kind of passion, DIY-ness and fuck-you-all spirit of it. this movie is fantastic! (kathleen has a collection of vintage house dresses that rivals my own and it made me love her even more)

Posted on November 26, 2013 at 4:33 pm 0

On Saying No to Juice

juices should be banned from the workplace because (in my experience) people on them act like assholes/airheads and that's just extremely unfair to the rest of the employees who are just trying to get work done. you want to cleanse? do it over a weekend or take some time off. I don't want to deal with your crabby, starving ass.

Posted on November 20, 2013 at 1:27 pm 1