On What My Mom Wishes I Was Blogging About

my husband makes me watch the goldbergs with him. he is a bad, bad man.

Posted on March 13, 2014 at 11:59 am 1

On Spite Houses, Ranked by Spite-ness

the angry brother house is for rent on VRBO! http://www.vrbo.com/247506 this actually makes me want to go to Boston.

Posted on December 16, 2013 at 3:29 pm 3

On The True Cost of "Santa Baby"

guys, I have a confession: I just really,really love the Eartha Kitt version of Santa Baby. it's so winky and fun and purr-y and I could listen to it FOREVER! (ok, maybe only a couple of times in a row)

Posted on December 13, 2013 at 3:18 pm 8

On Ask a Dietitian: Salt Cravings, Workout Food, and Things to Eat When I'm Stressed

it's so nice to hear from someone who isn't anti-carb! I did south beach last year and all I got was a nice big bald spot on the front of my head.

Posted on December 2, 2013 at 3:30 pm 1

On The riot grrrl, The Activist, The Punk Singer: Interview with Kathleen Hanna

go see this film and bask in the delicious glow of sisterhood and open rebellion. I came of age after the riot grrrl movement, but I was definitely steeped in the kind of passion, DIY-ness and fuck-you-all spirit of it. this movie is fantastic! (kathleen has a collection of vintage house dresses that rivals my own and it made me love her even more)

Posted on November 26, 2013 at 4:33 pm 0

On Saying No to Juice

juices should be banned from the workplace because (in my experience) people on them act like assholes/airheads and that's just extremely unfair to the rest of the employees who are just trying to get work done. you want to cleanse? do it over a weekend or take some time off. I don't want to deal with your crabby, starving ass.

Posted on November 20, 2013 at 1:27 pm 1

On When I Die, Bury Me With Several Carefully Embalmed Grilled Cheese Sandwiches

just fill my coffin with my nonna's gnocchi, toss me in there, and I'll be set for eternity.

Posted on November 20, 2013 at 12:04 pm 0

On There Is Horror Everywhere

pigeons that fly at your freaking face while you're walking down the street.

Posted on November 1, 2013 at 3:02 pm 0

On Happy All Saints Day, The Day We Listen to "Never Ever" By All Saints on Repeat

I may have screamed a little at my desk at this. (also, it turns out that I still know every single word of this song)

Posted on November 1, 2013 at 10:14 am 0

On Every Kind of Purse

@Urwelt my dad has solved this problem by wearing a fishing vest at all times with many millions of pockets that he fills with his business-y things plus gum, pens, etc. it's embarrassing and adorable at the same time. DADS.

Posted on October 31, 2013 at 2:31 pm 14