On Beth Ditto for President. Or Dictator. Or God.
no really, where is that dress from? I wish that she could just walk around constantly talking about where she gets her outfits because we all know that she's not shopping at the usual plus size places. <3 you bethie!
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On Amusingly Horrible Things I Have Said: The Bracket
I was at jo-ann fabrics with a friend once and the slow-as-molasses girl at the fabric cutting counter was going on and on to her coworker about how led zeppelin was her favorite band and she showed the girl her new jimmy page button and said, "this is robert plant. he's an amazing singer" to which I said, "don't you mean jimmy page? also, he is their guitarist" and she mumbled something, TOTALLY embarrassed, so of course I didn't stop there and said "but they're your favorite band, right?"
ugh. I am an asshole.
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On How to Know If You're Having the Same Wedding as Everyone Else on Pinterest
@boyofdestiny BELL'S OBERON 4EVA! (p.s. I went to a wedding once where oberon was on tap but no food. this led to much debauchery including, but not limited to: a female friend boning the maid of honor in the family wine cellar, everyone taking a turn as "DJ,"me burning a hole in my pants with a cigarette and puking in the hotel parking lot the next morning, ETC)
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On The Slow Death of the Diamond Engagement Ring
@The Lady of Shalott my engagement ring is the most wonderful 1930's emerald surrounded by teeny diamonds in a fab art deco setting. my friend calls me the "czarina." emeralds 4eva!
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On Face Moles, "Perfection," and Shifting Dynamics
@Passion Fruit they actually do exist. I'm marrying one in a couple of months.
yes, he has a brother, but his brother is a mess.
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On High School Things
@samafaye the outfit you are describing was practically my uniform. I was the queen of long, low-rise skirts with weird, shiny/textural fabric shirts that were probably SO flammable.
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On Ask an Indelicate Question: How Are You Doing It Every 28 Days or So?
I lost my virginity with my tampon in. I wanted to take it out, but he thought periods were icky? so then it got pushed really far up there (and it was soooo hard to get out, you guys!) and he hurt his penis on it, and it was all around terrible and then I dated him for two more years until he cheated on me with another woman and broke my heart :( but now I have an awesome dude that I love and would never, ever do this. yay!
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On Choose Your Own Fatventure: Interview Clothes
@Craftastrophies I have yet to come across any materials that feel too icky. then again, I wear a lot of vintage dresses and those things can usually stand up on their own because they are sooooooo polyester-y. as for the length, I am tall and long of leg and I usually don't have trouble with where they hit. honestly, the shipping is free both ways so just buy stuff and send back whatever doesn't work! they couldn't make buying their cute outfits any easier.
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On Choose Your Own Fatventure: Interview Clothes
@cherrispryte it doesn't hoist my girls up, but it keeps them in. I count that as a victory.
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On Conceptual Marriage Ceremonies for the Wedding-Averse
@Lorelei@twitter I'm getting married in a week and the Book of Love is our "reading!"