On Janet Looks at 89 Dicks

her dick pic critiquing stamina is really remarkable!

Posted on July 30, 2014 at 3:00 pm 0

On Neutral Sounding Noises to Make When You Are Three Seconds Behind Figuring Out What's Happening While Watching the World Cup

I just like to make comments about how hot all the dudes are. oops! I mean, how talented and athletic they are.

Posted on June 24, 2014 at 3:01 pm 0

On The Lost Art of Dress: A Conversation with Historian Linda Przybyszewski

give me all your flour-sack dresses!

Posted on April 29, 2014 at 6:22 pm 1

On What My Mom Wishes I Was Blogging About

my husband makes me watch the goldbergs with him. he is a bad, bad man.

Posted on March 13, 2014 at 11:59 am 1

On Spite Houses, Ranked by Spite-ness

the angry brother house is for rent on VRBO! http://www.vrbo.com/247506 this actually makes me want to go to Boston.

Posted on December 16, 2013 at 3:29 pm 3

On The True Cost of "Santa Baby"

guys, I have a confession: I just really,really love the Eartha Kitt version of Santa Baby. it's so winky and fun and purr-y and I could listen to it FOREVER! (ok, maybe only a couple of times in a row)

Posted on December 13, 2013 at 3:18 pm 8

On Ask a Dietitian: Salt Cravings, Workout Food, and Things to Eat When I'm Stressed

it's so nice to hear from someone who isn't anti-carb! I did south beach last year and all I got was a nice big bald spot on the front of my head.

Posted on December 2, 2013 at 3:30 pm 1

On The riot grrrl, The Activist, The Punk Singer: Interview with Kathleen Hanna

go see this film and bask in the delicious glow of sisterhood and open rebellion. I came of age after the riot grrrl movement, but I was definitely steeped in the kind of passion, DIY-ness and fuck-you-all spirit of it. this movie is fantastic! (kathleen has a collection of vintage house dresses that rivals my own and it made me love her even more)

Posted on November 26, 2013 at 4:33 pm 0

On Saying No to Juice

juices should be banned from the workplace because (in my experience) people on them act like assholes/airheads and that's just extremely unfair to the rest of the employees who are just trying to get work done. you want to cleanse? do it over a weekend or take some time off. I don't want to deal with your crabby, starving ass.

Posted on November 20, 2013 at 1:27 pm 1

On When I Die, Bury Me With Several Carefully Embalmed Grilled Cheese Sandwiches

just fill my coffin with my nonna's gnocchi, toss me in there, and I'll be set for eternity.

Posted on November 20, 2013 at 12:04 pm 0