On The Best Time I Learned My Last Name Means Blow Job

Your story just turned all my frowns upside-down. Thank you!

Posted on January 15, 2014 at 5:29 pm 0

On The Best Time I Learned My Last Name Means Blow Job

@Katie Walsh That rules everything!!

Posted on January 15, 2014 at 5:28 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

@Annie Murphy@facebook Ugh. He's married. Never mind. I'll be single forever. A crazy cat-dog lady who chases the moon and roasts chickens in her lonesome. WHY FATE WHY.

Posted on May 25, 2013 at 1:24 am 0

On Friday Open Thread

@Annie Murphy@facebook Also, I've come to realize that I'll sometimes blindly google people that interest me, and then after the fact, I admit that I googled them because I thought that it would somehow get me closer to sleeping with them. Googling has yet to serve as an "in" for me, but can we talk about how beautiful Michael Angelakos is? But, if I'm being real here, I should also reveal that this guy I know used to be a guy who played music with Micheal Angelakos, and maybe that's a better in than googling him? ALSO, whiskey, pop music, and isolation. How's yer Friday?

Posted on May 25, 2013 at 1:20 am 0

On Friday Open Thread

Been freakin (alone) to this song all night. I don't care if they're not cool, passion pit really does it for me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBLuWKnKIn0

Posted on May 25, 2013 at 1:12 am 0

On Men I Might Regret Sleeping With Were It Not for the Music They Introduced Me To

@Princess Slayer YES.

Posted on April 23, 2013 at 10:58 pm 0

On Beauty Q&A: Shells, Bra Purses, and The Next New 'Do

I have a big stripe of color behind my hair. It's blue and purple blending into fushia and a lighter pink. I love it! There's a smaller stripe of the same colors on the back of my head as well. I like it because I can brush or arrange my hair in a way where it's not noticable. But, I can also part my hair to the side and really make it stand out. My hair is ear length, thick, wavy, and dark brown, for reference. My stylist rules.

Posted on January 23, 2013 at 3:44 pm 1

On My History of Being Fat

This article just made me realize just how bullshit the concept of the correct BMI is. 5'6 and 158 being dangerous? Please. I'm right around that range and incredibly fit and health conscious. I really dislike how vague figures can create concrete ideals.

Posted on October 25, 2012 at 12:11 am 1

On Can We Still Be Friends?

Yes, but I still feel guilty for sleeping with your best friend.

Posted on October 24, 2012 at 4:19 pm 0

On Numbers About My Mother

You're a wonderful writer, that was incredibly moving. Thank you for sharing!

Posted on September 13, 2012 at 6:52 pm 0