By area@twitter on Call the Dolphin
I assume the Nopetopus will be the midwife.
Next up: "Featured poet: Paul Neil Milne Johnstone".
By melmuu on Why Did You Lose Him?
@MEGA VENUTIAN SPACE SCORPION Burn the whole house down.
...no wait, that's also spiders.
By charmcity on The To-Do List Pie
@charmcity However, "casually tell mom about boyfriend of 8 months" has been lingering for, like, 7 months ...
By Linette on The To-Do List Pie
Oh, god, the tattoo. Why'd you have to remind me. My sister has this problem too. We are secret tattoo-ers and our mother is an insane control freak, and we know what's good for us.
(What's good for us is lying. Apparently.)
Nasty, thieving hobbitses...!
By Ophelia on Why Did You Lose Him?
I keep all of mine in binders. Then I know exactly where they are. Binders full of men.
I could have sworn he was in my purse where I usually put him, but I guess I must have put him down somewhere when I walked inside with the groceries.
GUYS don't worry in the stories they are all 18. And have tentacle arms.
By Vera Knoop on "Good Guys" Told
@whizz_dumb The fowl language is really a problem. I object to being called a chick!
(Sorry, couldn't resist.)