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By area@twitter on Call the Dolphin

I assume the Nopetopus will be the midwife.

Posted on May 28, 2013 at 12:55 pm 31

By [sic] on How Many Words Have You Read About Towels Today?

Next up: "Featured poet: Paul Neil Milne Johnstone".

Posted on May 28, 2013 at 10:55 am 2

By melmuu on Why Did You Lose Him?

@MEGA VENUTIAN SPACE SCORPION Burn the whole house down.

...no wait, that's also spiders.

Posted on May 23, 2013 at 5:37 pm 12

By charmcity on The To-Do List Pie

@charmcity However, "casually tell mom about boyfriend of 8 months" has been lingering for, like, 7 months ...

Posted on May 23, 2013 at 2:50 pm 6

By Linette on The To-Do List Pie

Oh, god, the tattoo. Why'd you have to remind me. My sister has this problem too. We are secret tattoo-ers and our mother is an insane control freak, and we know what's good for us.

(What's good for us is lying. Apparently.)

Posted on May 23, 2013 at 2:47 pm 6

By themmases on Why Did You Lose Him?

Nasty, thieving hobbitses...!

Posted on May 23, 2013 at 1:04 pm 28

By Ophelia on Why Did You Lose Him?

I keep all of mine in binders. Then I know exactly where they are. Binders full of men.

Posted on May 23, 2013 at 12:28 pm 53

By Scandyhoovian on Why Did You Lose Him?

I could have sworn he was in my purse where I usually put him, but I guess I must have put him down somewhere when I walked inside with the groceries.

Posted on May 23, 2013 at 11:58 am 24

By stuffisthings on Alternate Theories to Explain the Greenwich Anteater's Immaculate Conception

GUYS don't worry in the stories they are all 18. And have tentacle arms.

Posted on May 17, 2013 at 1:22 pm 21

By Vera Knoop on "Good Guys" Told

@whizz_dumb The fowl language is really a problem. I object to being called a chick!
(Sorry, couldn't resist.)

Posted on May 16, 2013 at 2:35 pm 6