Wow, nice to know that statistically I'm more likely to be an old maid compared to my non-black friends. Yay for always a bridesmaid never a bride! My own collection of 27 dresses here I come!
This is hilarious I wanted a Molly, but I fell into the didn't have one category so I'm very sarcastic, seek attention, and resent my parents every time American Girl Dolls are brought up in conversation. And the "It definitely wasn’t because of her "St. Lucia Christmas Outfit" ... yikes!" part had me rolling for a good 10 mins! I automatically pictured that candle-filled tiara. lol And you forgot Josephina( if I spelled that right). She was awesome!