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Breakup Bunkers for Rent

It is with great pleasure that I am finally able to announce the culmination of 10 years of work in developing my top-secret passion project: a community of underground bunkers available for rent to those who have recently been broken up with or otherwise betrayed by the false notion that there is such a thing as “love.” READ MORE

Shark Week and Friendly Family Rivalry

Discovery Channel’s Shark Week brings up a lot of feelings for me: Fear. Awe. Happiness. Sadness. Regret. Hunger. Nausea. Then a little more hunger again. READ MORE

Reading Between the Texts: Why Do You Still Have My Number

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Reading Between the Texts: This Is Not Working

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Reading Between the Texts: Hooking Up Is Hard to Do

The Text
J: I’m coinmg overrr ot your room!!! READ MORE

Reading Between the Texts: The Other Side

The Text
“What are u up to” READ MORE

Reading Between the Texts

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My Period Takes Me Shopping

Last week, out of nowhere, my period arrived at my apartment and insisted we go shopping. It showed up just as I was settling in for a hard day of studying, or pretending to study but actually Googling “recent UFO sightings – real.” READ MORE