B is absolutely correct about dick pics coming from dudes that end everything with haha or lol. Dead. On.
Reading Between the Texts is hands down my favorite thing to ever exist on the Internet. Happy birthday, Katie Heaney, and thank you for your texting wisdom which is hilarious and on point as always!
@Miss Maszkerádi Generally, I agree with you. But there's just something about fruitlessly shaking one's fists at the stars when you've had a bad day - "Damn you, stars! Fucking Mercury."
@KJZ It is entirely possible that your child will be a griffin, if I understand astrology.
By Emby on Beware the Chalkblock
¡Perfecto! Todos se parecen el pene.
“I was never going to be a ‘chick’ you know, doing ‘chick stories.’
This sounds like a quote from those girls that have no female friends because 'girls are too catty.'
Yes, but I also suffer from Bitchy Resting Personality. Or other people suffer, I should say. Doesn't really bother me at all!
Excuse me, I'd like to lodge a formal complaint with the Bureau of Shit Getting Too Real.
SNP FOR PRESIDENT
I would really, really like to see a video of the Army guys Prancercizing!