SimplyNoise Reviews, in Order of How Soon the Author Will Murder Someone
15. “Tha-HA-HA-HANK you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You just made traveling a million times better.” —crea8iveworship READ MORE
A Semi-Microeconomic Analysis of Halloween Treats
Of all the many things I love in this world, two that rank near the top of the list are discovering delicious taste combinations, and finding ways to make sense of my life through the use of charts and graphs. It’s almost Halloween, and I spent 20 minutes (and an undisclosed number of dollars) in the corresponding candy section of Target this weekend. To excuse that behavior to myself, I made the whole thing into a graphical microeconomics project. Sort of. READ MORE
Breakup Bunkers for Rent
It is with great pleasure that I am finally able to announce the culmination of 10 years of work in developing my top-secret passion project: a community of underground bunkers available for rent to those who have recently been broken up with or otherwise betrayed by the false notion that there is such a thing as “love.” READ MORE
Shark Week and Friendly Family Rivalry
Discovery Channel’s Shark Week brings up a lot of feelings for me: Fear. Awe. Happiness. Sadness. Regret. Hunger. Nausea. Then a little more hunger again. READ MORE
Reading Between the Texts: Hooking Up Is Hard to Do
The Text
J: I’m coinmg overrr ot your room!!! READ MORE
