On I Do Care. I Don’t Love It.

@iceberg This I really do love.

Posted on September 5, 2013 at 1:44 pm 2

On What a Girl Wants, According to Gmail Ads

I always get puppies for sale ads, which: do. not. want.

Posted on August 29, 2013 at 9:34 am 0

On What If Gwyneth Paltrow Is Merely a Mirror of Our Own Obnoxiousness?

The "I have to go back to Europe" and "sometimes a man needs a steak" are the only really obnoxious ones here. I can't decide if sending a cookie to her friend that was on a cleanse is very nice or super evil.

Posted on August 21, 2013 at 4:34 pm 5

On What Is a "Water Fountain"

@Lily Rowan Yeah, everyone I grew up with would definitely put a big spot of green right on central MA for all the bubblahs. Also yes, packies and jimmies. I've definitely subbed out sprinkles for jimmies as an adult, but I still call them packies here in NYC. Also I can't get down with Hoagies, they are subs.

Lastly, my family calls all soda "cold drinks" always plural as in "Can I get you some cold drinks?" That might just be a family thing though, I hadn't heard it much otherwise.

Posted on June 6, 2013 at 2:27 pm 1

On The To-Do List Pie

@j.a.b. The cold calling is a big part of why I have not done any therapy. Part of my anxiety is definitely never, ever, ever wanting to talk to strangers and especially not on the phone. Are therapists on zocdoc?

Posted on May 23, 2013 at 4:48 pm 0

On Do You Need a Hug?

@Michelle LeBlanc@twitter Also I would add:
- you are a dog

Posted on May 17, 2013 at 5:09 pm 1

On Do You Need a Hug?

@swirrlygrrl @flanhoodles my people.

Posted on May 17, 2013 at 5:08 pm 0

On 'Downton Abbey,' Lord Wolcott Edition

What's up with CeCe from The New Girl being in that Gilette ad?

Posted on May 16, 2013 at 11:15 am 0

On Sleeping Over at Judy Blume's House

"melon-colored capri pants and a gray V-neck T-shirt" is an outfit I totally bought recently and will now wear with pride knowing that Judy Blume was pulling it off first.

Posted on May 13, 2013 at 2:53 pm 2

On Experiments

@Nutellaface OOO I made a handful of hybrid zucchini/pumpkins once accidentally as a kid. Not sure how it happened. They were inedible so we made really tall thin jack-o-lanterns.

Posted on May 7, 2013 at 2:29 pm 0