Oh! I've seen one in the wild! Never once with a woman, but back in my college days when I still fooled around with dudes occasionally, one of them whipped out a DD. Strawberry flavored, I believe. I figured, meh, why not, but after about 5 minutes I tapped him on the shoulder and explained that this was doing absolutely nothing for me and he was needlessly making his tongue tired and how about we go get a slice of pizza instead.
Hell yes to that dress! Aaaaand...purchased. But I want it right now! (the downside of online shopping)
I signed in just to say that I am a Single Femme Who Knows About DIY Home Repair! Why am I still single!?!?
Nope! Finally, one of these posts doesn't make me feel old!
Yeah, this is why I just get mine professionally done once a month - I don't have that kind of patience.
In other news, I was at Anthro today, tried a dress on, and had the thought "Jane would totally tell me to belt this." And so I did and it is HOT.
Edith, are you TRYING to get me preggers? This video makes my ovaries do a little dance.
Oh lord, the Lush girls. I cannot resist them! That's okay though, because they make me buy the Buffy Body Butter and my skin has never ever been so smooth and soft. Even my elbows!
Jane! Where were you on Friday? I didn't know what to buy with my allowance! (I did buy that Anthro dress (and the belt) you recommended the other week and it is now my FAVORITE DRESS EVER.)
Also, could you do a post on looking pretty at the beach/pool? I figure since you have said that your bf has never seen you without makeup you must have some sort of tip for staying gorgeous under water too...
Uhh, maybe it's the lesbofeminazi in me, but I'm really not loving the "I'll come get you pregnant" bit.
The Anthro dress and belt are AMAZING. I'm carrying a little extra weight right now and not thrilled with my figure, but that combo makes me feel gorgeous! Once again, Jane fixes my life.