Small town dude moves to big city.

On How We Eat

I guess that's why I love peaches and rare steak so much

Posted on October 9, 2014 at 5:12 pm 0

On Snackwave: A Comprehensive Guide To The Internet's Saltiest Meme

Better than Seapunk, at least. I mean they're basically the same thing, but all the same, good riddance to Seapunk.

I went to a bar last night and a dude was wearing a taco-print dress shirt. Microtrend fashion is like... the sartorial equivalent of using Borat voice or quoting the Rick James sketch from Chapelle's Show, if you did those things every time someone laid eyes on you

Posted on September 15, 2014 at 7:42 pm 0

On Dumb

I'm hyped

Posted on September 8, 2014 at 9:06 pm 0

On Dads: Occasionally Adorable, Not The Worst

The Germans don't go half-in on the goth lifestyle. This is actually a documentary

Posted on September 4, 2014 at 6:11 am 1

On It's Been Real, Buds

@Jia Tolentino FINALLY

Posted on August 16, 2014 at 12:46 am 0

On Please Welcome Haley Mlotek

I'm withholding judgment until I see a Haley Mlotek-brand Dickhole Mind Control post. There's probably already one on Adult but I don't want to expend the effort to look

Posted on August 15, 2014 at 1:41 pm 2

On Please Welcome Haley Mlotek

@Nicole Cliffe I never liked the trip hop revival anyway, harumph

Posted on August 15, 2014 at 1:40 pm 0

On Rustie ft. Danny Brown, "Attak"

Man do I not care for Rustie at all

Posted on July 25, 2014 at 5:39 pm 0

On Why I Have To Be So "Rude"

Sublime's embarrassing spirit lives on

Posted on July 25, 2014 at 5:37 pm 1

On Time Capsule From 1997: bell hooks Interviews Lil' Kim

I preferred Foxy Brown and I've had a penchant for sad underdogs ever since.

Posted on July 18, 2014 at 5:08 am 0