Small town dude moves to big city.

On When You're Unemployed

@kellyography That's where I'm at - I got through the first round of interviews, didn't hear back, inquired as to the status of my application and was told the second round of interviews was to start shortly, didn't hear back. Can't tell if this is one of those "prove you want it" things or they just don't want to tell me I'm out of the running.

Posted on June 23, 2014 at 5:07 pm 1

On Weekend Roundup

@Ricepaperdress do it

Posted on June 20, 2014 at 5:53 pm 0

On 162 New Emoji We Need Right Now

Jia face

Posted on June 17, 2014 at 5:21 pm 0

On But What If I Just End Up Stuffing My Vagina With Cool Ranch Doritos


Posted on June 11, 2014 at 3:15 pm 0

On "They wanted to blend/ with the woods or ground. Together/ with men they were blown from their pronouns."

Sadly I am not also a bot with something to shill. I was expecting a reference to that most famous of cross-dressing warriors, Joan de Arc, but then I'm no poet. The vagaries of the art are beyond me

Posted on June 11, 2014 at 3:05 pm 0

On The Miseducation of Marie Antoinette

And then she was the subject of a subpar film! What a shame.

Posted on May 15, 2014 at 1:24 am 0

On Friday Open Thread

Did I know you were from Texas? I must have. Texas produces the best women.

Today's good because Hannibal's getting a S3, I'm in the running for a pretty good job and I'm going out tomorrow with a woman.

Posted on May 9, 2014 at 3:16 pm 1

On Female CEOs Are Almost Always Veterans of Family Crisis

In pro wrestling they call this "hotshotting the title"

Posted on May 5, 2014 at 5:00 pm 0

On How Old Is "Old Enough to Complain About Being Old"?

The appropriate age to complain about oldness is the age at which you meet someone who is both younger and more successful than you are. Or was born after the Simpsons debuted.

Posted on April 30, 2014 at 2:46 pm 1

On Friday Open Thread

@flashcrash very cool news

Posted on April 25, 2014 at 6:45 pm 0