Small town dude moves to big city.
And then she was the subject of a subpar film! What a shame.
Did I know you were from Texas? I must have. Texas produces the best women.
Today's good because Hannibal's getting a S3, I'm in the running for a pretty good job and I'm going out tomorrow with a woman.
In pro wrestling they call this "hotshotting the title"
The appropriate age to complain about oldness is the age at which you meet someone who is both younger and more successful than you are. Or was born after the Simpsons debuted.
@flashcrash very cool news
Well I'm glad someone came out and articulated the way we all feel about hats
For better feelings: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3NueKXS6dk
Or alternately you could revel in the chewing around the 20 second mark, like hydraulic pistons. Bet that girl could crush a VW Bug if she wanted to.
@tealily If I remember correctly, a watch or timepiece is the traditional retirement gift, but in terms of more personal gifts... if there's something that they're proud of or they're really invested in, you could give them something significant in that vein. So like you could get an avid fly fisherman a set of antique lures or... something.
On a scale of 1-10, how afraid does this make Chuck Klosterman
@flashcrash Please do!