Small town dude moves to big city.

On Bloodfeast: The Nutella Bacon Burger

great now I wish I had a period

Posted on July 16, 2014 at 8:29 pm 0

On Trends Men Hate

@Jia Tolentino I'll have you know that I did not wear this vintage concert tee just for some (admittedly fashionable) woman to get onion ring grease all over it.

Posted on July 9, 2014 at 4:39 pm 1

On Trends Men Hate

Just wear the bra right, godddddddddd

Posted on July 9, 2014 at 3:52 pm 0

On Armpit Hair?

I read the words "evolutionary truth" and that alarm just won't shut itself off.

Posted on June 27, 2014 at 8:02 pm 1

On When You're Unemployed

@kellyography That's where I'm at - I got through the first round of interviews, didn't hear back, inquired as to the status of my application and was told the second round of interviews was to start shortly, didn't hear back. Can't tell if this is one of those "prove you want it" things or they just don't want to tell me I'm out of the running.

Posted on June 23, 2014 at 5:07 pm 1

On Weekend Roundup

@Ricepaperdress do it

Posted on June 20, 2014 at 5:53 pm 0

On 162 New Emoji We Need Right Now

Jia face

Posted on June 17, 2014 at 5:21 pm 0

On But What If I Just End Up Stuffing My Vagina With Cool Ranch Doritos


Posted on June 11, 2014 at 3:15 pm 0

On "They wanted to blend/ with the woods or ground. Together/ with men they were blown from their pronouns."

Sadly I am not also a bot with something to shill. I was expecting a reference to that most famous of cross-dressing warriors, Joan de Arc, but then I'm no poet. The vagaries of the art are beyond me

Posted on June 11, 2014 at 3:05 pm 0

On The Miseducation of Marie Antoinette

And then she was the subject of a subpar film! What a shame.

Posted on May 15, 2014 at 1:24 am 0