Small town dude moves to big city.

On The Miseducation of Marie Antoinette

And then she was the subject of a subpar film! What a shame.

Posted on May 15, 2014 at 1:24 am 0

On Friday Open Thread

Did I know you were from Texas? I must have. Texas produces the best women.

Today's good because Hannibal's getting a S3, I'm in the running for a pretty good job and I'm going out tomorrow with a woman.

Posted on May 9, 2014 at 3:16 pm 1

On Female CEOs Are Almost Always Veterans of Family Crisis

In pro wrestling they call this "hotshotting the title"

Posted on May 5, 2014 at 5:00 pm 0

On How Old Is "Old Enough to Complain About Being Old"?

The appropriate age to complain about oldness is the age at which you meet someone who is both younger and more successful than you are. Or was born after the Simpsons debuted.

Posted on April 30, 2014 at 2:46 pm 1

On Friday Open Thread

@flashcrash very cool news

Posted on April 25, 2014 at 6:45 pm 0

On Interview with a Woman Who Recently Discovered She Loves Group Sex

Well I'm glad someone came out and articulated the way we all feel about hats

Posted on April 23, 2014 at 8:28 pm 4

On "The hippo who tried to kill me wasn't a stranger." GO ON

For better feelings: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3NueKXS6dk

Or alternately you could revel in the chewing around the 20 second mark, like hydraulic pistons. Bet that girl could crush a VW Bug if she wanted to.

Posted on April 16, 2014 at 5:46 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

@tealily If I remember correctly, a watch or timepiece is the traditional retirement gift, but in terms of more personal gifts... if there's something that they're proud of or they're really invested in, you could give them something significant in that vein. So like you could get an avid fly fisherman a set of antique lures or... something.

Posted on April 11, 2014 at 6:44 pm 0

On tUnE-yArDs, "Wait For a Minute"

On a scale of 1-10, how afraid does this make Chuck Klosterman

Posted on April 8, 2014 at 11:37 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

@flashcrash Please do!

Posted on April 5, 2014 at 4:25 pm 0