Small town dude moves to big city.
@Jia Tolentino FINALLY
I'm withholding judgment until I see a Haley Mlotek-brand Dickhole Mind Control post. There's probably already one on Adult but I don't want to expend the effort to look
@Nicole Cliffe I never liked the trip hop revival anyway, harumph
Man do I not care for Rustie at all
Sublime's embarrassing spirit lives on
I preferred Foxy Brown and I've had a penchant for sad underdogs ever since.
great now I wish I had a period
@Jia Tolentino I'll have you know that I did not wear this vintage concert tee just for some (admittedly fashionable) woman to get onion ring grease all over it.
Just wear the bra right, godddddddddd
On Armpit Hair?
I read the words "evolutionary truth" and that alarm just won't shut itself off.