On When You Put A Stripper Pole In Your House

"You’re a liar and a dilettante if you dabble" I will be sharing this paragraph with my therapist thank you

Posted on April 21, 2015 at 6:44 pm 0

On Lydia Davis is Smarter Than Me

DUOLINGOOOOO I love that goddamn owl so much
I've been using it to learn Spanish for ages now so I thought I could help my sister with her Spanish homework today but lol no. Languages are hard.

Posted on April 21, 2015 at 6:42 pm 0

On What Should I Name My Plant?

It looks like an Echeveria 'Black Prince' so I think it should have some kind of ridiculous male model name - like Fabio or Adonis or Baptiste or Adolpho. Or all of those.

My plants are named:
Love (aloe vera);
the Janices (three separate jade plants that used to be one);
Roberta (rubber tree plant);
Mike, Vyvyan, Neil, and Rik (graptosedums/succulents - I had a lil one named Special Patrol Group but it died);
Topsy (Echeveria 'topsy turvy' I WAS OUT OF IDEAS THAT DAY);
and Jimbles (jellybean plant).

I bought a pothos vine the other day but I haven't named it yet. Bartok maybe??

Posted on March 25, 2015 at 6:46 pm 2

On What Should I Name My Plant?

@MissCajlin Thank you for teaching me that there exists such a thing as a DWARF PINK LEMON

Posted on March 25, 2015 at 6:31 pm 1


Oh my GOODNESS at the 'real' luxury watches linked to in the article. they have a category on their site for 'Novelties,' one of which includes "18-carat white gold, diamond-set bezel and lugs, glareproofed sapphire crystal and caseback, crown set with a pink cabochon sapphire" and set with "116 brilliant-cut diamonds ; ~0.60 carats." That is *definitely* something that makes me titter over my tea and declare "How novel!" (J/K it actually makes me clutch my chest and panic)

Posted on March 18, 2015 at 1:48 pm 0

On Missy Elliot Videos I Have Watched Today Instead of Working, in Order

I thought I was done watching these for today but nope

Posted on February 2, 2015 at 11:09 pm 1

On November Horoscopes From Galactic Rabbit

*noiseless crying*

Posted on November 7, 2014 at 2:51 pm 0

On Letters to Wednesday Addams

:D :D :D I am so into this! My favorite fictional family, forever.

Posted on October 20, 2014 at 7:36 pm 0

On The Worst Parts of Being A Woman/Going for Your Annual

But picturing the defeated and feckless sperm is my FAVORITE part.

Posted on August 13, 2014 at 3:52 pm 2

On On clothes, class, anxiety, and the many lies of minimalism

Right next to your comment about this word is an ad for Piper Lime that says "#noteventrying Mastering Effortless Style"
(edited for typo)

Posted on July 30, 2014 at 1:21 pm 0