How about girls whose parents thought it was insane to pay 80$ for a doll, but who inexplicably got EVERY AMERICAN GIRL DOLL CATALOG EVER.
(Maybe I got on a mailing list because I ordered from the scholastic book fair...)
The hours I spent drooling over those catalogs.
I think not having an AG doll but having been subjected to this manner of consumer torture has probably just made me a jealous, status-obsessed bitch. Why, American Girl Dolls?! Why!!