On What Your American Girl Doll Says About the Rest of Your Life

How about girls whose parents thought it was insane to pay 80$ for a doll, but who inexplicably got EVERY AMERICAN GIRL DOLL CATALOG EVER.

(Maybe I got on a mailing list because I ordered from the scholastic book fair...)

The hours I spent drooling over those catalogs.

I think not having an AG doll but having been subjected to this manner of consumer torture has probably just made me a jealous, status-obsessed bitch. Why, American Girl Dolls?! Why!!

Posted on May 16, 2011 at 11:39 am 3