On No Theoryheads Allowed: My 2000s & Wayne Koestenbaum

Way to make me want to go back to school. I very specifically have not wanted to do this for about 5 years.

Posted on September 3, 2013 at 5:40 pm 4

On Romance-Novel Sentence Diagrams

@Toby Jug I have never ever drawn syntax trees that look like these!

Posted on February 17, 2012 at 5:09 pm 1

On Scandals of Classic Hollywood: Cary Grant's Intimate Bromance

Ugh, this is so great. All of these are so great! Are you writing a book? please write a book.

Posted on December 21, 2011 at 2:12 pm 1

On Has Anyone Read What If You Are a Horse in Human Form?

@boyofdestiny I'm guessing it had something to do with Flipper and Free Willy? Lisa Frank folders adorned with multicolored dolphins? These were all factors in my intense desire to be a marine biologist. Previously: Lady Lovelylocks or a Penguin.

Posted on October 7, 2011 at 5:37 pm 3

On What We Have Going for Us

@underthesea I love you so much for this comment. I have so many "why aren't I running around Europe and making out with random guys???" moments, so many. And then I cry because clearly I am dull and uninteresting and no wonder I don't have Taco Tuesday friends, who wants to hang around a boring homebody who doesn't have crazy adventures.

Then I get over it and am soooo glad I don't have to deal with all the bullshit that comes along with that glamorous transience.

Posted on August 5, 2011 at 10:37 am 2

On What Your American Girl Doll Says About the Rest of Your Life

@knucklefish Felicity/Ben was totally my first OTP.

Posted on May 14, 2011 at 1:25 pm 0

On What Your American Girl Doll Says About the Rest of Your Life

@applestoapples I was majorly in love with the St. Lucia Christmas story, and I'm pretty sure I, too, tried to make my own version. but it was probably, like, wonder bread cut into fancy shapes and place on a tray and no candle wreath. But it all came alive in my imagination!!

Posted on May 14, 2011 at 1:24 pm 0