On The Quiet Return of The 'Pinup Roundup
@lil.orphan.shannie Downtown would be awesome!
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On The Quiet Return of The 'Pinup Roundup
@lil.orphan.shannie We totally should! I am between Tempe and Downtown, but would be willing to meet up wherever.
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On The Quiet Return of The 'Pinup Roundup
@Rose Daly@twitter I live in the East Valley, too. But I would meet up wherever!
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On The Quiet Return of The 'Pinup Roundup
@The Kendragon We should just meet in Gallup.
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On The Quiet Return of The 'Pinup Roundup
Uh, Phoenix? Anyone cool in Phoenix, at all, other than me? No? Ok, then.
But seriously, a Phoenix meetup would be fun!
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On Ask a Clean Person: You Are Still Making Your Beds!
I'm just surprised by the amount of ladies who think that cleaning up skidmarks is their responsibility. Like, if I made skidmarks on our sheets, I would be cleaning that up in a hurry. But there are dudes who crap on the sheets, and their girlfriends and wives smear the poop with Shout, and write letters to advice columnists on the best ways to clean up the poop. I think it's important for people to clean up their own poop, if they are mentally competent.
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On "Before You Die, You See"
So I have two stories about finding awful things on tape! One of my friends found a VHS tape at a gas station, in the basin where you put the squeegee. The tape itself was broken but we fixed it with some scotch tape and it turned out to be really weird porn involving ears of corn. Yeah. Another time I was at a junkyard looking for a part for my car and there was this smashed up Porsche with the trunk ajar. I peeked in and there was a DVD in there, so I took it home and watched it. THIS IS SO SCARY YOU GUYS--I put the DVD in and pressed play, and after a lot of loud buzzing, an eyeball appears on the screen. Just a huge eyeball looking around. Then some clamps came down and held the eyeball into place and it stopped moving. Then some other mechanical arm came down and removed the lens from the eyeball, just peeled it back like it was a banana or something. I was completely horrified but then I realized that it was eye surgery and that the smashed up Porsche had probably belonged to a doctor, like somebody who did laser eye surgery. Still, the moment when the eyeball came on the screen, and the moment when I realized they were going to start cutting the eyeball--scariest moment of my life.
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On Oh No
@dracula's ghost I have only had my teeth whitened once and it made my teeth so sensitive for weeks afterward that I was certain some sort of terrible permanent damage had been done. I would rather have off-white chompers than be unable to eat a popsicle.
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On Oh No
Am I the only one here who doesn't think the teeth look that fucking bad? Like, for serious? Bad lighting can make teeth look yellower than they really are, and even if they really WERE that yellow, that's pretty natural if you're not getting your teeth whitened all the time. I don't know; I know that in Hollywood everyone has veneers usually, and Lindsay obviously does not, but I'm not getting that teeth like this are a SURE sign of bulimia or drug addiction or whatever. She may well have those problems, but I don't think the teeth are a surefire giveaway of it. If so, Steve Buscemi is bulimic, you guys. He needs help.
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On Happy Hour: Happy Trails
Dude, peppermint schnapps! Get Rumpleminze. It's strong and your breath will smell terrific.