Princess Slayer

Princess Slayer

http://funnyorsomething.blogspot.com/ I like Star Wars and television and margaritas.

On Men I Might Regret Sleeping With Were It Not for the Music They Introduced Me To

“There is a particular danger to men like Toby. I think if women had been generally in charge of film-making over the last century rather than men, we would have seen fewer vamps and more secretly villainous men who are charming but not overtly handsome, with a look of sweetness, even vulnerability, that inspires tender feelings.”

Ouch. And yes.

Posted on April 23, 2013 at 12:17 pm 29

On The Mystery Injury Pie

100% dogs. I work at a doggy daycare. Dogs are assholes.

Posted on April 18, 2013 at 4:36 pm 7

On Remembering Lilith: Tracy Chapman

My high school English teacher printed out the lyrics to Fast Car and had us study it like a poem and told us it was important to listen to lyrics. I now wish I had known her better.

(twenty seconds into the Promise and I'm teared up)

Posted on April 9, 2013 at 1:21 pm 1

On The Best Scones

I have made these twice in the past 24 hours - once with dried apricots and once with chocolate chips and orange zest in the cream. They were both delicious but the chocolate orange ones were so good I don't think I'll eat any other food ever again.

Posted on April 2, 2013 at 1:47 am 1

On The Bestworst Guy

My bestworst guy told me he had loved me for years and I made him want to be a better person and he told me I was beautiful when half my hair had fallen out because I was so sick and then a year later he also told me not to say hello to him if I saw him because he didn't want to have to explain me to whoever he was with.

Posted on March 11, 2013 at 6:28 pm 3

On The Bestworst Guy

@Princess Slaya Hello, twin.

Posted on March 11, 2013 at 6:24 pm 1

On Friday Open Thread

@olivebee I think they're totally setting it up to be Shelby but I'm kinda sad that means they're not doing more with Sam Anderson.

Posted on March 1, 2013 at 4:59 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

@Decca I'm a handshaker. I always get the worst limp handshakes from men, though, and it's annoying.

Posted on March 1, 2013 at 3:13 pm 7

On Friday Open Thread

@Raquel Phillips@twitter Wherever you go, whatever you do, wear a tiara.

Posted on March 1, 2013 at 3:12 pm 7

On Friday Open Thread

@olivebee Justified!!!! I've never laughed as hard at a shooting as I did at Raylan shooting that hitman. Probably.

Posted on March 1, 2013 at 3:11 pm 0