Princess Slayer

Princess Slayer

http://funnyorsomething.blogspot.com/ I like Star Wars and television and margaritas.

On On Having a Gay Voice

We're still giving out posters for Tornado Alley as prizes at the museum I work at. Those on-mic presentations are a hell of a thing if you're iffy on your own voice.

Posted on April 25, 2014 at 5:24 pm 0

On 14 Middle Animorphs Walk Into a Bar


Posted on August 22, 2013 at 11:17 am 4

On Siri, Direct Me to Joaquin Phoenix's Heart


Posted on August 7, 2013 at 6:57 pm 0

On Eau de Mosquito

@de Pizan It's fleas. If you get evil bites only on your knees down, it's fleas. I just moved into a new apartment where the former tenant left me fleas. I wouldn't wish that agony on anyone. Bomb the shit out of the house, sit at the pool with a six pack for three hours, when you come back your life will be 2000% better.

Posted on July 18, 2013 at 3:21 pm 1

On Friday Open Thread

@hallelujah I live in Orlando. You can imagine how pleasant everything is right now. :(

Posted on July 12, 2013 at 3:11 pm 2

On What Goes With Your Summer Ennui?

@anachronistique God, I know, I just want to hug my mom right now. MOOOOMMMMM.

Posted on July 3, 2013 at 12:58 pm 0

On Mad Men as The O.C.

@themegnapkin I can only imagine that the final season of Mad Men will closely parallel season one of the OC but with Bob Benson as Oliver.

Posted on June 26, 2013 at 4:54 pm 3

On Mad Men as The O.C.


Posted on June 26, 2013 at 3:59 pm 3

On Dear Old Nicki

@Li'l Sebastian whenever I sync my iphone my itunes informs me how many times I have listened to Super Bass and it's definitely in the upper triple digits by now.

Posted on June 6, 2013 at 11:38 am 1

On When to Tell Someone They Might Be Gross

@melis The ofher day I saw.a dude with fingernails longer than mine, like long enough to do nail art or a fancy manicure. He was holding a door open so the fingers were at eye level and I had to consciously stop myself from staring with a silent scream on my face.

Posted on April 23, 2013 at 7:15 pm 1