On Exercise Finally Bad for You
I once shadowed an ophthalmologist during several surgeries. My teenage world was ROCKED when I found out that the brown stuff being swabbed all over the patient's eye socket was LIQUID COCAINE.
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On Go to Mars
I've never seen the original. Should I see the original? I probably should. But I despise Arnold Schwarzenegger. So I'd rather just see this one because, y'know, Colin Farrell.
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On Quirks: Is Their Ignorance Our Bliss?
@Emmanuelle Cunt Apparently I swish really loudly and rhythmically when I rinse after brushing my teeth. For whatever reason, my husband insists that it sounds like a squirrel. So now, when he hears me do it, he'll say, "Look out, there's a squirrel in the bathroom!"
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On One of Those Things Nobody Talks About
I am so sorry for your loss. I hope that writing about it and sharing your experience will bring some additional comfort to you.
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On Tom Brady Unable to Carry Entire Patriots Team While Walking in the Sand
@boyofdestiny *snort* I like it.
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On Tom Brady Unable to Carry Entire Patriots Team While Walking in the Sand
@Slutface Can one really say that a 3-time Super Bowl champion "sucks in the post-season"? I mean, I hate Tom Brady as much as the next Petyon Manning fan, but c'mon...
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On Phobias, in Chronological Order
@miwome I'm afraid of heights/railings because I'm afraid that I'm so spazzy that I'll, like, fling myself over unintentionally. Or get pushed.
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On Phobias, in Chronological Order
@wharrgarbl OH MY GOD THOSE TOADS ARE DISGUSTING
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On Phobias, in Chronological Order
@can't get there from here The word for that is OH MY GOD YOUR BRAIN IS BROKEN.
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On Really Good Books That Happen to Be My Mom's Favorites
@magnolia Same here. My mom is a juicebox of the Axis II variety. For all her faults, though, she did support my reading habit for many years—so I'm grateful for that. Although I discovered Laura Ingalls, Anne Shirley, Emily Starr, and Francie Nolan on my own…