On The Best Time Hair Plopping Made Me Look Like A Chaos Muppet

"light, bouncy, soft, big-but-not-too-big curls"

FRIZZ-EASE UNWIND CURLS. That, and a haircut that doesn't make you (me) look like a bush.

Posted on April 28, 2015 at 6:31 pm 0

On Controversial Opinions Post: The Moisturizer I Don't Like

@regina dentata It's more like "smooth embryo." Cause nobody likes a bumpy embryo.

Posted on April 6, 2015 at 6:17 pm 1

On What's the Best Time Your Family Has Ever Trolled You?: The Answers

@That's right, I'm Mr. Manager. Ha. Thanks! It says *so much* about what it feels like to inhabit my specific skin.

Posted on February 27, 2015 at 1:52 pm 0

On What's the Best Time Your Family Has Ever Trolled You?: The Answers

@bethasaur My dad was my school's D.A.R.E. cop.

Better, or worse?

Posted on February 22, 2015 at 6:45 pm 0


Oof. I had these issues, and I read them many, many times over the years, and looking at them now I'd swear it was yesterday. That Mandy Moore discman ad is burned into my brain.

I am going to be showing this to my children someday.

Posted on February 6, 2015 at 10:30 pm 0

On The Big Book of Female Killers, Chapter 2: The Marquise de Brinvilliers

I have been checking for the next installment of this series several times a week since this one came out. More, I say, more!

Posted on August 26, 2014 at 3:19 pm 0

On The Returned Is the Best Show on Television

Aughgh I am desperate to watch this show, but it's not free on iTunes in Canada! Anyone out there found a way to watch it (besides, you know, paying)?

Posted on December 19, 2013 at 3:10 pm 0

On Gaby Hoffmann's Crystal Fairy

Speaking of Girls, "Taffy Brodesser-Akner" is Tally Schifrin, right?

Posted on July 8, 2013 at 6:21 pm 1

On Introducing the "Girlfriend Zone"

@leon s In my day we called this the "backup boyfriend."

Posted on June 14, 2013 at 2:07 pm 0

On Introducing the "Girlfriend Zone"

I thought this was called the "fuck zone"?

(Lord knows it's not always a girlfriend they want...)

Posted on June 14, 2013 at 2:05 pm 0