Allow me to be the (first) voice of dissent, then.
GO AWAY, CHRISTMAS MUSIC. AWAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY
Nooooo I hate the "what are you thinking?" question! You should never ask it! It should never be asked of you! Never! NEVER!
Back in high school I got into my head that it is something one should ask because it's a ~bonding~ and properly relationshippy thing to do, and 9 times out of 10 my ex would respond with "nothing, just daydreaming."
And then the next guy I was involved with would ask ME, and I'd have be totally stumped, with no clue how to respond, because asking someone what they're thinking and forcing them to pause in order to formulate it into words is like trying to take a photograph out of the window of a moving car and yeah, good luck with that.
@Anna Jayne@twitter Me three!
That's funny. Trojan is the one brand I make sure to steer clear of, because when I used one high school the lube that was literally glopped on it irritated my lady bits like crazy. Never again.
This A Married Dude is REALLY GOOD.
@Roaring Girl Ahhhh now I want to change my #5 to something of Jónsi's, dangit!
@skipperdee HA! I love it!
Also I looked up your original stuff and you guys are AWESOME!
@skipperdee !!! Do you have a clip of that available on the internets by any chance?
/goes off to investigate