@stroopwafel Hahaha, me too. Every time I see these commercials, I imagine Jane Seymour saying the words, "Tell your story with my Two Butts collection." And I die. "Two Butts."
And my boyfriend just stares at me. He says he doesn't see it, butt I think he's just being a turd.
I child's anguish, perfectly rendered.
@Lucienne Hahahahaah I couldn't believe that was real.
Also, "loose-busted corset snapper". Well done, Therese Oneill.
So that couple who wanted a dolphin-assisted water birth: it would be totally OK in this particular situation, right?
"For all of us have made ourselves partially of borrowings of blood & skin & sinew , & it: is a fool who thinks anyone's head comes furnished."
I love that one.
@Bus Driver Stu Benedict Haha. True. I may have exaggerated. Some.
I'll just say. In the old days, no picture accompanying an article would have had a string of numbers for it's alt text. A lack of attention to detail.
@leylusha Is it bad form to just post the link? In case anyone is wondering, the-toast.net
I KNOW, a dash and .net. It's not skeezy, I swear.
@Ee Gads And that I could pretend I'd found all the lost seeing stones, the palantir! Only not all evil-like, a la Saruman.
There's a store down the road from my house that sells crystals, etc. When my bf and I went there once, I was completely captivated by those polished spheres. This site seems really expensive. I seem to remember it being a much more reasonable fantasy of buying a bunch so that I could stare deeply into them while feeling their delicious, heavy weight in my hand.