@tea for all You know, I had an awesome slut phase, slept with lots o dudes, and I was even really thin then! Thin and blonde! And I'm quite sure I wouldn't have slept with anyone who exuded even a whiff of this stuff. I hope. Oh god.
@tea for all YES YES YES! They are celibate! Praise the day!
1) Buy a helmet.
2) Put on your helmet.
3) Ride your bike.
4) Don't die/suffer serious injury if you end up in an accident.
5) Give zero fucks about what other people might think, you are still alive and safe.
@sunflowers The lack of coverage of the hashtag proves its point better than anything else mayhaps
THANK YOU for covering this unlike some, um, other publication which will remain nameless.
@iceberg hahaha this is very true i am all about self-control being a KEY part of pleasurably excessive behavior and still i'd like this song better if it was cookie monster just scrooge diving into a bunch of cookies with the original chorus intact
By jazzloon on Friday Open Thread
@Madeline Shoes Congrats!! Buy a poop candle.
By j-i-a on Friday Open Thread
@j-i-a OH also another "announcement" if anyone has any BEAUTY QUESTIONS email them to me too we are gathering them for future unspecified use
"'Real women’s empowerment is being able to do what you want to when you want to.'"
And if you try so very, very hard, and do everything exactly right, and make perfect choices, eventually you will have a perfect life, free of conflicts and anxieties and the nagging feeling that if you had just done it right, been a little more accommodating or a little less accommodating or nicer or meaner or in better shape or less concerned about your body or more dedicated to your job or more focused on your home life, everything would have just snapped into place and you would be content now.
And if you don't have that life, it's your fault, because you have CHOICES, can't you see that, and if you had made the right ones you would have transcended human imperfection by now.