On Whatchoo Know About Pimento Cheese?
it's soooo gross. :((((((((((((((
i have too many stories of my aunts tryina force-feed me pimento cheese as a kid. also, egg salad sandwiches with sweet relish and WAY TOO MUCH MAYO.
these are probably the reasons i hate mayo.
or maybe i hate those foods because i hate mayo.
which came first? i don't even know.
i have to go gag now.
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On Questionable Advice From Yesteryear. Plus: Birthstones
@thebestjasmine gawwwd. :( is this why the doom follows me? ps have you TRIED owning opals? they break so easily. it's the woe. :(
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On Punc'd (Sorry)
My bf asks me if I'm "going to get poked" every time I leave the house for acupuncture sessions. You'd think that after 50 times he'd be tired of his joke BUT HE'S NOT!
i <3 acupuncture.
had a 3cm ovarian cyst that is now gone, anxiety gone, tiredness gone, sinus infections cured, headaches cured...oh, even EXCESSIVE DREAMING.
yeah.
Oh, and, I don't have health insurance. Haven't been to a Western doctor in over a year & wouldn't be able to afford a prescription if I needed one. My acupuncturist charges $58 per session.
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On The Best Time a Waiter Convinced Me to Not Get a Tattoo
uh, also, thank god for cover-ups...
edit: also, thank god for cover-ups done by respected artists...
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On Yearbook Poetry
I got "Best All-Around" - much to my surprise. & Then 10 months later, I was the first girl pregnant, sooooo.....
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On Tips for Moving to Atlanta, U.S.A.
@sox YES!! it is. i hide under my blanket when boyfriend drives through atl (which is, for some reason, the only city we ever visit...)
at least last time i convinced him to let us take the train downtown since we ended up staying in roswell.
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On How to Dress Punk, for Girls
that lady makes me cringe! i need to watch more videos!!
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On "That vague goatlike smell guys get will remind us of our brother, and you will be sleeping alone."
@Ophelia for real. i'm taller than every boyfriend i've ever had.
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On "...definitely taller than most children her age."
you know how to make a tall teenage girl feel even "worse" about her tallness? EVERYBODY, TALK ABOUT HOW TALL I AM. IN NEWSPAPERS EVEN.
shit. at least her mom is probably awesome at deflecting that sort of stuff.