Let's see how this matches up with my favorite show currently on TV.
Teenage girls and/or women with astoundingly fantastic hair, check.
Rituals with masks, metaphorical check.
Teenage girls and/or women with astoundingly fantastic skin, check.
Vast quantities of alcohol, check.
Men with amazing forearms, check.*
Unusual teeth, check.
Amazing breasts, check.
People or things being underwater, check.***
Hot guys with secrets, OH YES CHECK.
Women with scratchy voices, DOUBLE CHECK LIKE ALL OF THEM.
It's official, RuPaul's Drag Race is the best drama on television right now. You heard it here first.
* Cf. "Pit Crew"
* Stuffed crows, "Game of Thrones" outfit.
** Last season premiere, "I was giving Helen Keller drowning realness". Don't ask.
Vikings hits like half of these, FYI.
@Pound of Salt I FEEL YOU. What other shows are there? Please tell me PLEASE
LENA'S HAIR ON THE RETURNED THO
By conklin on The Allies Pie
"does the joke i want to post about the pie chart scan as a joke in tonal/political/spiritual accord with the pie chart, or is it clueless in a way my privilege prevents me from seeing?" Uhh, roughly 1% at least
By cminor on The Fur Pie
@Brunhilde Yeah, mine is about 70% laziness 20% my trimmer ran out of batteries, 10% I'm a lady and we have hair; DEAL WITH IT
I had a good Moment Between Women on the subway this morning:
I jumped onto the train right before the doors closed and a girl about my age told me she liked my bracelet, which is sort of a metal link number with small daisies affixed between every link. I told her "Thanks!" and added that I had accidentally broken off some of the delicate metal petals in my haste to put it on this morning. (I tried to squeeze it over my giant hand instead of opening the clasp. LEARN FROM ME, LADIES.)
Then a stately older woman who happened to be standing next to us looked down at my wrist and said, "It really is a lovely bracelet."
I thanked her and added, "I wish I hadn't destroyed it."
And she said:
"Lots of flowers are missing petals."
THE PERFECT THING TO SAY. What a graceful lady.
As for me, these days, I read only Bustle.
@likethestore You could come back every other week on Fridays. Just, you know, for a visit ....
oh god i am so excited for people to read this and also filled with shame (hi guys! miss you!)