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On HBO Should Show Dongs: "Like, in between the boobs. Edited in between. Or like, literally in between, that'd be cool too"

@meetapossum Thank you! You've done us all a service. I salute you, meetapossum.

Posted on August 13, 2013 at 2:12 pm 2

On HBO Should Show Dongs: "Like, in between the boobs. Edited in between. Or like, literally in between, that'd be cool too"

*Inserts gif of Ramsay Snow waving around a sausage*

Posted on August 13, 2013 at 2:03 pm 3

On Remembering Lilith: Natalie Merchant

Natalie is still my go-to music choice for the evenings I decide to wallow in PMS hormones and drink two bottles of red wine and get weepy. My husband will catch me watching Ophelia on youtube and flee the room."Babe, babe, listen to this song with me. It's perfect."

Posted on April 22, 2013 at 12:47 pm 18

On Qreamed Quorn

@wee_ramekin God damn it.

Posted on February 25, 2013 at 1:17 pm 12

On Qreamed Quorn

Ah, you should have made some Qream biscuits to go with it. You would have had biscuits and qravy!

Posted on February 25, 2013 at 12:47 pm 4

On Paz de la Huerta Too Paz de la Huerta-y for Boardwalk Empire?

Poor Paz! She really was cut out for that character. I have no real opinions on 'ol Lana, but she has a bad case of lego hair, poor lass.

Posted on February 7, 2012 at 11:24 am 2

On Woman Not a Fan?

@Party Falcon Isn't that special?

Posted on February 1, 2012 at 1:57 pm 1

On On Being Unexpectedly Crummy at Breastfeeding

UGH. I did all those things, too! Including the off label internet order drug that shipped in from Thailand. And the tube. The fucking SNS tube. I ended up losing my mind and lobbing it at the wall in a fit of fury at 3 AM. Also, I am like 99% sure that lactation consultants have the most lucrative, low impact job in the world. Fondle some titties, coo at babies, 300 dollars. I ended up pumping exclusively. Lactation consultant: "Why not not just give the baby the milk from the tap??" Why don't I strangle you with your SNS tube, wench? I still have feelings about this 4 years later, clearly.

Posted on February 1, 2012 at 1:54 pm 3

On Ask a Married Dude: Bob and Eli

A Married Dude is a lot nicer than me, I think. My advice would have just been a Silky Johnson quote. "I don't even know you and I hate you. I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you, and only to you."

Posted on January 31, 2012 at 3:34 pm 16

On Unmet Demands and the Eternal "Are You Sure You're Sure You're Sure?"

@ReginalTSquirge@twitter Sure, I could have phrased it better. It was intended to be a light spirited comment, I wasn't being literal. I know that generally human beings would probably frown upon other human beings grabbing them by the jaw and checking out their frenulums without having a chat about it first.

Posted on January 27, 2012 at 2:42 pm 4