@elizabeast I would absolutely LOVE to have that discussion. And the Torkelsons spinoff (reboot?) Almost Home w/ Brittany Murphy?
RE: Hair dye of any color
When for most colorfast surfaces, putting level 40 developer right on the stain should lift it. Works for tile, counters, bath tubs... your white painted bathroom... can you tell I have this problem a lot?
@Ham_Snadwich just got told. Sorry, employees of Gawker Media!
@Hot mayonnaise "Hey,sweetie, can you pick me up a soda on your way home from work? Oh, and really - no pressure at all and I MEAN THAT, if you could just maybe consider getting a nose job. Just a little pinch here and there on the ol' bird. And as I said, no pressure. Just consider it. And don't forget my soda. Or the nose job. LOVE YOUUUUUUUU"
Wait. wait. This got you BANNED from a BAR by the BARTENDER? Wouldn't he be the one that over-served your friend!??!?! Sorry, I am pretty serious about bartenders who over-serve and then get all pissy when you are too drunk to be in a bar. Um, not from personal experience, or anything.
We had talked about being married and getting engaged so we just figured that it would be a thing. We got a ring, so we were technically engaged.We broke the news to everyone else when my fiance changed his status to "engaged" on facebook following a post that said "Laura is feeding me pizza so I can keep playing video games! She's a keeper!"
@Titania My mom fell for it and bought me one- Effectively, I had two Samantha dolls.
On Ask a Spider
I am keeling over with that slient, shaky, at-work style laughter. Oh wow. Nice job, Spider.