On What I've Learned From Three Years Without Shampoo

@zeytin Thanks for pointing that out! I dye my hair dark, almost black, and I suspected this wouldn't work for me anyway. Now I assume not - there is no way I am putting something on my hair that would impact a color I am paying for.

Posted on January 22, 2014 at 3:17 pm 0

On Weapons

I attended Syracuse University for grad school, and while our times didn't overlap, I am very familiar with those emails about theft at gunpoint. We had a weird rash of attacks by sawed-off shotgun.

Posted on January 14, 2014 at 4:44 pm 0

On Auto-Antonyms, "Awesome" and Other Unusable Words

I am sick and stupid at the moment and can't think of words I won't use, but that Domino's ad makes me think of rape and disappointing pizza.

Posted on October 17, 2013 at 11:11 am 3

On Which Name Is Weirder, Saxby Chambliss or Barkevious Mingo? The Answer May Tell You Whether or Not You're Racist

@killer_queen For some reason that makes me think of spaetzle. I would totally call her Spaetzle if we were friends.

Posted on September 23, 2013 at 1:01 pm 0

On Royal Childhood: "Like Being a Tiny Lieutenant in a Very Well-Heeled Navy"

@meetapossum I think she is probably a good example of someone who was "supposed" to have children but was really not, based on what she wanted and was good at, not supposed to have children. Which is sad!

Posted on July 23, 2013 at 11:35 am 0

On The Best Time I Accidentally Attended a Teenage Orgy

@Lurkasaurus TWENTY. I was 20.

Posted on July 15, 2013 at 4:59 pm 1

On Chia Seeds

@Vera Knoop I have weird gut issues I would love resolved and I have a superfluous bag of chia seeds (from using them as an egg substitute when I got strong-armed into making vegan cookies). This is almost appealing? Snake + frog eggs is the least appealing thing EVER though.

Posted on May 21, 2013 at 9:07 am 1

On Here's Brad Paisley's Horrible New Song "Accidental Racist"

Well that managed to not only be intensely stupid, it was also amazingly unlistenable. I mean, not only were the lyrics terribly written and really, really, missing the point, the music was really bad.

Posted on April 8, 2013 at 3:03 pm 2

On Shop Talk

@SuperGogo I can almost never get off with a real one but I frequently need a fake one to make it. There's something about being able to manage it, plus the vibration, plus the combo with the clitoral stimulation I can give myself, that does it for me. I really like my vibrators, which are all generally dong-shaped. I also like my guy's penis, but it doesn't really give me orgasms.

Posted on April 4, 2013 at 4:38 pm 2

On Shop Talk

@iceberg It will CHANGE YOUR LIFE. Also, discreet delivery, or Amazon! I have a Lelo and it does this amazing wave vibration thing. Whee!

Posted on April 4, 2013 at 4:25 pm 4