"And so what? You want to go home, Schettino? It is dark and you want to go home? Get on that prow of the boat using the pilot ladder and tell me what can be done, how many people there are and what their needs are. Now!"
*swoon* I think I'm in love with Captain de Falco.
Don't these kids know you don't give up your p-card until marriage!? What is the world coming to!?
"That thing is freaking huge."
That's what A Lady Spider said.
I wish I had the strength to tell my mother how to masturbate.
You are not a downder. He has a rich, carefully-medicated life. And the whining has been since birth: he's like Woody Allen.
did we KNOW you have a horse? What's the horse think of your pregnancy?
@Lucia Martinez Because I do vaginal pilates every day and just had my pubic hair glossed.
By Olivia2.0 on Ask a Spider
@Lily Rowan I assume you mean best comment SILK ever? Right? RIGHT????
By ThundaCunt on Ask a Spider
@Multiphasic i was reading to fast and read "unused butt hole" and thought WHOOAA!!....but then i re-read, as one is wont to do and the issue corrected itself..bravo on the man shriek!