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By SuperGogo on Chivalry Is Alive in Italy

"And so what? You want to go home, Schettino? It is dark and you want to go home? Get on that prow of the boat using the pilot ladder and tell me what can be done, how many people there are and what their needs are. Now!"
*swoon* I think I'm in love with Captain de Falco.

Posted on January 18, 2012 at 11:43 am 9

By Megasus on Wild Teen P-Card Exchanging

Don't these kids know you don't give up your p-card until marriage!? What is the world coming to!?

Posted on January 18, 2012 at 10:54 am 1

By teebs on Happy International Event Horizon Day

D:

Posted on January 18, 2012 at 10:06 am 1

By steve on Spider Terrorizes News Team

"That thing is freaking huge."

That's what A Lady Spider said.

Posted on September 2, 2011 at 2:47 pm 7

By Carrot Cake on Long Distance Flirting, Lonely Moms, and the Politics of "Dibs"

I wish I had the strength to tell my mother how to masturbate.

Posted on September 2, 2011 at 1:24 pm 4

By Nicole Cliffe on Look at These Pictures of My Pets!

You are not a downder. He has a rich, carefully-medicated life. And the whining has been since birth: he's like Woody Allen.

Posted on September 2, 2011 at 1:18 pm 7

By JuiceBox on Look at These Pictures of My Pets!

did we KNOW you have a horse? What's the horse think of your pregnancy?

Posted on September 2, 2011 at 12:11 pm 5

By photoalice on A Baby for Jen at 5,000

@Lucia Martinez Because I do vaginal pilates every day and just had my pubic hair glossed.

Posted on September 1, 2011 at 9:28 am 11

By Olivia2.0 on Ask a Spider

@Lily Rowan I assume you mean best comment SILK ever? Right? RIGHT????

Posted on May 10, 2011 at 9:42 am 4

By ThundaCunt on Ask a Spider

@Multiphasic i was reading to fast and read "unused butt hole" and thought WHOOAA!!....but then i re-read, as one is wont to do and the issue corrected itself..bravo on the man shriek!

Posted on May 10, 2011 at 8:06 am 1