On Hot Paleo People

@StandardTuber What a n00b! Everyone knows about the perfect Paleo lifestyle. Catch up, bruh!

Posted on February 27, 2014 at 5:45 pm 0

On Lauryn Hill, "Neurotic Society (Compulsory Mix)"

@mczz You are SO correct! Totally blowing my mind right now.
LH is amazing and on point once again.

Posted on May 6, 2013 at 1:10 pm 1

On When to Tell Someone They Might Be Gross

I have an ex who was/is kind of like this, but he might be significantly worse. He would go weeks without showering (his job left him very sweaty), weeks without brushing his teeth (I found out kind of late because he used to do better when we first were together; kisses went from making out to pecks to none at all 'cause NO), and stinky/dirty hands (for example, he would just leave his hand in his stinky underwear, no explanation). So I just don't care about the guy's feelings in this case. If anything, I would not even be able to resist just shouting at him that he is disgusting and that's why he won't be getting laid in another ten years. How do these people lack the will to just take a shower once in a while? It was just turrible, you guys.

On a side note, he was my rock-bottom relationship when I realized I am sooooooo gay.

Posted on April 23, 2013 at 7:27 pm 2

On What Your Bag Says About You

Lesbo here so I just carry my wallet in my back pocket, keys on a belt loop, and other stuff in other pockets. Used to like cross-body's but come on: nothing beats not carrying a bag.

Posted on February 4, 2013 at 11:46 pm 2

On Ask Santa

@descie Life lesson?

Posted on December 25, 2012 at 3:36 pm 0

On "Believe It Or Not" Salad and Other Dishes From the 1933 Congressional Cook Book

All I thought of was this:
"Believe it or not, George isn't at home.
Please leave a message at the beep.
I must be out or I'd pick up the phone.
Where could I be?
Believe it or not, I'm not home."

Posted on May 9, 2011 at 5:16 pm 5