On Truly Terrible Twos

You do not know fear and frustration until you have looked into the eyes of your three year-old cousin demanding a Pop-Tart, knowing full well there are no Pop-Tarts in the house, and all the stores are closed because it's 11 pm and your grandparents live in the back of beyond, and you're pretty buzzed so you shouldn't be driving, but it's the only way you can babysit, and why the hell did these people leave their children with you? Oh yeah, because you're "So good with them!"

Posted on January 10, 2012 at 8:59 pm 0

On The Eyebrow Wars

@Manatee SLANT. I have a pair of both, but I only use my pointed tips for ingrown hairs

Posted on September 22, 2011 at 4:54 pm 0

On Tiny Master Thieves Meet Their Match

Little girls, takin' risks & livin' life!

Posted on August 30, 2011 at 9:10 pm 2

On I'll Have What That Character's Having: Foods We Want to Try

@Delighted by User In the book it was a radish and she puked it up because she had a wicked hangover from drinking Pa's homebrew.

Posted on August 19, 2011 at 9:30 pm 1

On Sometimes State Flags...

Oklahoma's flag has been called a lot of things, but I believe this is the first time it's been called "badass." Although "its symbols of peace unite all people," according to the salute we said every day of elementary school.

Posted on July 11, 2011 at 7:22 pm 0

On What Your American Girl Doll Says About the Rest of Your Life

My quiz result was Felicity, but I had the Samantha and Felicity dolls. Actually I still have them, tucked away.

Posted on May 10, 2011 at 5:07 pm 0