By EM87 on Interview with Dr. Susan Robinson, One of the Last Four Doctors in America to Openly Provide Third-Trimester Abortions

Susan Robinson, you are wonderful.

Posted on September 20, 2013 at 2:27 pm 31

By or Elsa! on What If Gwyneth Paltrow Is Merely a Mirror of Our Own Obnoxiousness?

full disclosure: I had to think a bit about what "cheese from a tin" might be. But as soon as I realized it prolly meant Cheez Whiz (which I have never tasted), I jumped straight to "Oh wow, I bet Cheez Whiz tastes great once in a while, especially with Ritz crackers and maybe a cheap beer."

To sum up: I am only half as loathsome as the Gwyneth tulpa we as a culture have generated out of our resentful impulses toward the actual person of Gwyneth Paltrow. "Only half as loathsome" is still not great.

Posted on August 21, 2013 at 4:03 pm 7

By one cow. on What Kind of Restaurant Are You?

I am a Dunkin' Donuts: Inconsistent, rifled with communication problems, and please don't look at the mess behind the counter--yet the line is out the door. Heyooooooo! (Also, I am a person who considers DDs a restaurant, so, case-in-point).

Posted on August 16, 2013 at 1:37 pm 9

By City_Dater on Deadly Combinations of Male Fashion and Behavior

And most 2s will eventually turn into 4s, just as many 1s will eventually become 3s...

(Music rises, "Circle of Life")

Posted on August 15, 2013 at 4:52 pm 2

By Mae on Elysium Is a Great Movie If You Imagine a Golden Retriever Directed It

I have no idea what I'm doing

Posted on August 12, 2013 at 5:41 pm 15

By adorable-eggplant on Friday Open Thread

Usually there is a baseball thread already going! But I don't see one, so I'm going to start it with this:

Posted on August 9, 2013 at 4:10 pm 12

By fabel on Nothing Is More Beautiful Than This Dolphin Gracefully Swim-Birthing Its Young

Whoaa, I love how it just comes out fully formed & swimming. STEP UP YOUR GAME, HUMAN BABIES

Posted on August 9, 2013 at 12:53 pm 9

By laurel on The Books of Our Childhood Summers

The Long Secret by Louise Fitzhugh in which introvert Beth Ellen aka Mouse developmentally outpaces Harriet the Spy in a summer story about friendship, curiosity, civic underminery and rage.

Posted on July 31, 2013 at 12:38 pm 3

By Queen Elisatits on Goosebumps for Grown-Ups

Are You Two Engaged Yet?

Posted on July 22, 2013 at 5:01 pm 6

By dj pomegranate on Goosebumps for Grown-Ups

HOW much did you say the co-pay was?

Posted on July 22, 2013 at 2:42 pm 11