@Scandyhoovian Relax your knees.
This is obviously the place to discuss how Wes Anderson needs to make a version of Harriet the Spy and Anjelica Houston needs to be Ole Golly.
@PennyCentury omg. I'm going away to a beach house this weekend and taking that book with me! Thanks for the idea.
So much. Almost every friend I have now has confessed to me that they used to think I was a bitch/hate them. I'm sorry, it's just my face.
@ladypants Drink more of whatever got you here in the first place. Then read phone.
I went to a Dead Kennedys show last night and that was something.
I had a guy knock into me so hard he cracked my neck.
@alicia omg. A guy I was dating was from Michigan and introduced me to the term "party store." I was like, "do you mean, like Party City?"
Will no one think of MICHAEL GINSBERG??
I've always wanted to have a malted milk and swiss cheese sandwich. Anyone with experience?
Barry Obama, why do you have such lovely handwriting?