On Dating a Closeted Bi Guy, Discovering a Boob Fetish, and Sleeping With Twins

@polka dots vs stripes - Is that an actual thing? I thought it was a joke among creepy uncle types.

Posted on August 16, 2013 at 4:10 pm 1

On Deadly Combinations of Male Fashion and Behavior

I work in construction and "it is what it is" generally means "this is really fucked up and now we have to write a bunch of letters and yell a whole lot to get it fixed because straight up murdering contractors is frowned upon". So it retains some usefulness for us, but we might be a niche case.

Posted on August 16, 2013 at 10:20 am 3

On Two People Feel Like They've Got the Answer Where Kids & Dogs Are Concerned

Ooh, or get two pit bulls several years before you have a baby, then you get to hear lots of variations on "So.....what are you going to do with the dogs once the baby arrives?"

Posted on August 1, 2013 at 2:58 pm 3

On "Attractive undressing technique is here being demonstrated by June St. Clair, of the Allen Gilbert School of Undressing"

@SarahP - I can't be the only one that thinks they both look pretty great.

Posted on July 22, 2013 at 10:22 am 0

On The Best Time I Accidentally Attended a Teenage Orgy

@TrilbyLane ...and then we had a rainbow party.

Posted on July 17, 2013 at 4:08 pm 0

On This Summer: Stop Buying $5 Iced Coffees


Posted on May 31, 2013 at 3:49 pm 2

On This Summer: Stop Buying $5 Iced Coffees

@lora.bee - Nah. I drink my coffee black as death. Same effect.

Posted on May 31, 2013 at 3:49 pm 0

On Rethinking Your Sex Salon Furnishings

"In case you haven't noticed the furnishings, I really enjoy fucking."

Posted on May 31, 2013 at 3:43 pm 2

On Will You Sign My Yearbook, Mr. President?

@iceberg - I hope we can keep in touch this summer, even though Greg will be gone. = U up?

Posted on May 24, 2013 at 3:30 pm 0

On Here's Brad Paisley's Horrible New Song "Accidental Racist"

@jackietgregory - Cowboy Troy quietly weeps.

Posted on April 9, 2013 at 11:26 am 0