@chaoticgirlie I loved ribbon floss too, until my dentist told me it's basically a scam, because it is too slick to actually grab the gunk between your teeth! She recommends straight old waxed floss, or Reach Total Care, which is kind of stretchy and rubbery, but thin like the ribbon floss, if that's what you prefer.
This was a great article! I've had a LOT of dental work, so I'm a bit of an oral health nerd myself!
Haha, oh man, this really hit home for me, and I'm not even a dude! Funny stuff.