I'd just say this pie is 100% perfect for me. A couple of those things aren't on my radar enough for me to care enough to be against them, but I can't be bothered with being clever enough to replace them right now.
@large__marge Someecards have been ruined by the segment of Facebook that don't understand them. So, I'll take Someecards, too.
@adorable-eggplant He was running his dumb mouth after the game about how they can still win the championship because Alabama won it last year with our single loss to A&M. LOLOLOLOLshutup.
@Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that) It may very well be. The next time I am confronted with a decision, I'll just hold a kitten in front of my face and hide from the decision.
I am suffering from Making Decisions Fatigue, an affliction of the first world, I know. But I am just exhausted lately from deciding what's for dinner to deciding to refinance the mortgage or not to deciding whether or not our new kittens can handle a covered litter box or not. I just want to not decide on anything for like, 2 days. So whiny, I know.
@katiemcgillicuddy Praise Jesus that we whooped Texas A&M and Johnny Football last weekend! He is such an entitled ass! ROLL TIDE!
@frigwiggin I got a pair of bright blue Seven brand skinny jeans that my sister found for me at a thrift store for like $3. They fit so great! I am going to wear them a lot. In fact, my sister is kind of a clothes horse and just cleaned out her closet, so I have been going through bags of clothes she is sending me, keeping about a quarter of it, and donating the rest.
Speaking of clothes news, I bought one of these with a Groupon and I'm pretty excited about it! http://www.projectrepat.com/collections/tshirtblankets/products/demo
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@Count Chocula I have a friend who is an OB-GYN and she SWEARS that she saw a baby named that. I don't think she's lying. Maybe somebody heard about the urban myth and made it real. I mean, why wouldn't you want to??
@cuminafterall My current Facebook profile pic is a photo of a photo of me and my husband. PHOTOCEPTION.
@Urwelt Right. Hillary Clinton wears/wore pantsuits. As a woman, I guess you get pantsuits and skirtsuits? Is that right?
I also appreciate how pumped she is about the outfit she's got but if she was my friend, I'd be all, you need to dial back with the jumping and talking about your romper. IT'S A ROMPER. A ROMPER.